You can keep my two front teeth,
Cause there'll be no Christmas dinner
So all I want for Christmas
Everybody's getting in that
Now is not the time of year
The papers, the TV, and the radio all say
whatever we set aside for rainy days
So all I want for Christmas is the rain
You can keep my two front teeth,
Cause there'll be no Christmas dinner
So all I want for Christmas is the rain
Things are getting tighter
than they've been for quite some time
The only hand that isn't in my pocket
And the price of irrigations
going through the roof, you know
Well, if I irrigate my wallet,
All I want for Christmas is the rain
You can keep my two front teeth,
Cause there'll be no Christmas dinner
So all I want for Christmas is the rain
My kids are asking Santa Claus
It's getting hard to satisfy
these modern girls and boys
And all the stores are saying
it's the biggest sale in years
that we're all wet behind the ears
Oh, all I want for Christmas is the rain
You can keep my two front teeth,
Cause there'll be no Christmas dinner
So all I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas is the rain
You can keep my two front teeth,
Cause there'll be no Christmas dinner
Oh, all I want for Christmas is the rain
You can keep my two front teeth
Cause there'll be no Christmas dinner,
Oh, all I want for Christmas is the