Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage chords by Of Montreal
Verse 1
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Hector
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Ormano is my favorite boxer
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He goes smasho and everyone cheers
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He turns big men into
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whimpering cowards
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He's so strong and how I ad
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ore him
Verse 2
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Em
But I'm so weak
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So much so that I'm afraid
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To walk alone down my street
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I know I'll never be as brave
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as Hector Ormano
Verse 3
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Hector Ormano is my
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favorite boxer
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His smile is so white like ele
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phant ivory
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He's so handsome and
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all of his girlfriends
Are tall and blonde with
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hourglass curves
Verse 4
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But I don't know many girls
And I certainly don't know
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any girls like that
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Even if I did I wouldn't be as
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cool as Hector Ormano
Verse 5
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One summer day I was sitting
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on the bridge
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Looking at the water below
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When I heard some laughter and
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a familiar voice
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Coming from down the road
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It was then that I saw and my heart
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nearly dropped
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I saw Hector Ormano with some friends
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And as they approached my mind
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went blank
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As I struggled to find the words
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I was dying to tell him
Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage
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