the average unmarried female
Due to some long frustration
With psychosomatic symptoms
Affecting the upper respiratory tract
In other words, just from waiting around
For that planetal band of gold
A pison can develop a cold
You can spray her wherever you figure
This drug to caulk kind like
You could give her a shot
if she's tired of getting the fish eye
a parson can develop a cold
the female remaining single
Shows a neurotic tendency,
Chronic organic syndromes?
Involving the eye, the ear,
In other words, just from wondering
whether the wedding is on or off,
a poison can develop a quaff.
with the vitamin A and the bromopheles,
but the medicine never gets any
where near where the trouble is.
If she's getting a kind of a
And for the loves installing, installing,
installing the wedding giraffe
A parson can develop the grip
When they get on the train for Niagara
And she can hear church bells chime
The compartment is air -conditioned,
Then they get off at Saratoga
A person can develop the grip,
With the wheezes and the sneezes
and the sightness that's really a pimp.
From a lack of community property,
and a feeling just getting too old,
a person can develop a bad,