Add Me chords by Sweet Maple Singers

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Verse 1
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I'm
a loner,
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alone with neurosis and hate
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Anger is a permanent character trait
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My electropom's are primed
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and they're ready to scent
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'm a wound -up whiner
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with a fetish for guns
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I'm almost 50 but I live with my mom
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I hope my nude picture doesn't offend
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And so would you like to
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add me as a friend?
Em 
Add me, oh add   me
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Me mother says she wished
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she never had me
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Add me, oh add   me
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Would you like to add
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me as a friend?
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
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I'm a recovering alcoholic,
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I rarely leave my room
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I peep through my curtains
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wearing a dog costume
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The voices in my head,
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oh they'll get me in the end
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So would you like to add me as a friend?
Em 
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I'd really like to mail you
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This picture that I drew
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It's Kylie's body
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But the head, it's you
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I've asked you 50 times
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Before I'm asking you again
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Em 
Am 
Oh, would you like to add me as a friend?
Add me!
Em 
Oh, add me!
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My mother says she wished
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she never had me
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Add me, oh add   me,
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would you like to add me
Em 
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as  a friend?
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
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Em 
Add me, oh add   me,
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me mother says she wish
Em 
Am 
she never had me
Em 
Add me, oh add   me,
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Em 
would you like to add
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me as a friend?
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
Here's a picture of me in
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my Nazi uniform
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Doing a trick with an egg
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that I'd like to perform
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At a monster truck rally
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that my mum and me attend
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Would you like to add me as a friend?
I've added Britney in Paris
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I've added Jasper and John
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I'm going to find your addresses
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And I'm gonna visit you at home
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I don't like people,
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but I like to pretend.
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So would you like to add
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Am 
me as a  friend?
Em 
Am 
F 
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Ad  d   me, oh add me.
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Me mother said she wish
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she never had me.
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Add me, oh add me.
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Am 
F 
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Dm 
G 
Would you like to add
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me as a friend?
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Am 
Would you like to add me as a friend?
I reserve the right to decline.