a man walks into a bar chords by Jens Lekman

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Intro 1

Verse 1
G 
C 
A man walks into a bar
G 
Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
C 
But the bar turns into a spaceship
Eb 
And the bartender gives him a hair cut
Ab 
I can't remember the end of that joke
C 
Eb 
You once told it to me when we smoked
Ab 
On your father's expensive cigars
Fm 
All I   remember is the part of a man

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Interlude 1

walking into a bar

Verse 2
G 
C 
How many lovers does it take
G 
To put a light bulb into a socket?
C 
Why did Mona Lisa smile?
I have the answer written
Eb 
down in my pocket.
Ab 
I just remember I laughed til I cried
Because you told it with
Bb 
Eb 
your funny voice
Your southern dialect
Fm 
makes me rejoice
Those special times we had

Interlude 2

When love was just a silly gag

Verse 3
C 
I  know why Mona Lisa smiled
G 
Da Vinci must have been
Bm 
C 
a really funny guy
G 
D 
And laughter is the only way into my heart
C 
I  know why Mona Lisa smiled
G 
Da Vinci must have been
Bm 
C 
a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way
G 
D 
into my heart

Verse 4
G 
C 
Summer night on a gravel road
You told me about your childhood
G 
friend Veronica
Bm 
Who was claimed to have
G 
C 
swallowed a toad
And I picked up my harmon
Eb 
ica

Interlude 3

Verse 5
C 
I  know why Mona Lisa smiled
G 
Da Vinci must have been
C 
a really funny guy
G 
D 
And laughter is the only way into my heart
C 
I  know why Mona Lisa smiled
G 
Da Vinci must have been
Bm 
G 
C 
a really funny guy
D 
And laughter is the only way into my heart

Verse 6
G 
C 
A man walks into a bar
G 
Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
C 
But the laughter is gone in his heart
G 
You never told me the end of the joke