99 Biker Friends chords by Bowling For Soup

SimplifiedA · D · G · Bm

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Intro 1

Verse 1
D 
 (D major) Such a big man,
A 
 (A major) such a little chick.
G 
A 
 (G major) I think it all goes  (A major) back to your tiny
D 
A 
 (D major) Pick-up truck truck in the drive (A major) way,
G 
With a sticker  (G major) on the window
A 
D 
"Rest  (A major) in Peace Number  (D major) 3".
Tell all your friends
A 
G 
 (A major) How you put her in her place.  (G major) 
7 pounds of makeup
A 
G 
Just to  (A major) hide her beat up face.  (G major) 
Such a pretty face.
A 
 (A major) 

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Verse 2
D 
A 
 (D major) It takes a tough man to slap  (A major) 
G 
A 
her around.  (G major)  (A major) 
D 
A 
Such  (D major) a bad guy to  (A major) keep such
G 
A 
a good girl  (G major) down.  (A major) 
G 
She's wearing shades  (G major) 
A 
Bm 
G 
Behind  (A major)  (B minor) the tinted glass.  (G major) 
D 
And I've got  (D major) 99 biker friends
A 
 (A major) That wanna kick your
D 
 (D major) ass.
A 
G 
D 
A 
D 
A 
 (A major)  (G major)  (D major)  (A major)  (D major)  (A major) 

Verse 3
D 
 (D major) 
Tell her that you're sorry.
A 
 (A major) Blame it on the beer.
G 
 (G major) Your dad was mean to you.
A 
D 
 (A major) Your friends think you're an  (D major) asshole
A 
And  (A major) I  do too.
G 
A 
 (G major) Over compensating  (A major) for
your small shoes.
D 
 (D major) Taking her away,
A 
 (A major) but you won't say when.
G 
 (G major) Hold her in your arms,
A 
G 
Tell her  (A major) this won't happen again.  (G major) 
A 
When will this end?  (A major) Well
D 
It  (D major) 

Verse 4
A 
takes a tough man to slap  (A major) 
G 
A 
her around.  (G major)  (A major) 
D 
A 
Such  (D major) a bad guy to  (A major) keep such
G 
A 
a good girl  (G major) down.  (A major) 
G 
She's wearing shades  (G major) 
A 
Bm 
G 
Behind  (A major)  (B minor) the tinted glass.  (G major) 
D 
A 
And I've got  (D major)  (A major) 99 biker friends
Bm 
That wanna kick your  (B minor) ass.

Verse 5
A 
I wish Bruce  (A major) Lee was here right now
G 
With  (G major) his trusty nun-chucks
Bm 
A 
Chuck Chuck Norris  (B minor) is still alive,  (A major) 
G 
So let's  (G major) call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
A 
 (A major) All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".
G 
Let's  (G major) get the A-Team,
A 
50 Cent  (A major) with his bling-bling,
Bm 
And And a  (B minor) couple of prison guards.
G 
 (G major) 

Verse 6
D 
A 
It  (D major) takes a tough man to slap  (A major) 
G 
A 
her around.  (G major)  (A major) 
D 
A 
Such  (D major) a bad guy to  (A major) keep such a good
G 
A 
D 
A 
G 
A 
girl  (G major) down.  (A major)  (D major)  (A major)  (G major)  (A major) 
Bm 
She's wearing shades  (B minor) 
A 
D 
G 
Behind  (A major)  (D major) the tinted glass.  (G major) 
D 
A 
And I've got  (D major) 99 biker friend (A major) s
D 
That wanna kick  (D major) your ass.
A 
G 
 (A major)  (G major) 