It must have seemed strange
when I came into the office
Like as if nothing had changed
And I got my morning coffee
and my yogurt from the fridge
I was sitting at my desk,
wondering why my tablet won't unlock
Doing my best to look busy,
now I've started sweating
Cause the drawer I keep my pills in
Broke a pencil in my mouth,
Victor's walking towards me
with his tendons popping out
This is what he looks like
when we lose a big account
And Victor doesn't like me
cause I've worked here twice as long
I never made much of an effort to get along
I say, good morning, Victor.
He just barges in and closes the door and says,
it hasn't always been bad.
told me most of what I know.
But you've been distracted
and we have to let you go.
it hasn't always been bad.
told me most of what I know
But you've been distracted
Suddenly I knew I'd heard him
Victor fired me yesterday
but somehow I'd ignored him
I was shocked and furious
and mostly just embarrassed
Even though the door was shut
I knew that they were staring
Victor started telling me
how I had shoved this girl
Yes terday when she told me
And Vic tor said I had to leave,
but I was pleading with him
You should be embarrassed
I've been with this company
Hey, I know that I haven't
been that fun to be around
have a way of talking down to me
Victor loosened up his tie
That Jim and Barry came along
it hasn't always been that written
Good call told me most of what I know
But you've been distracted
and we have to let you go, please go
get your cell phone checked
how you look from where I am
how you look from where I am