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100 Bars easy guitar chords by 
Canibus
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Verse 1
C
Yeah! That's the beat right there.
I'm about to black out with 100 bars
on some professional shit.
So don't try this at home yo.
Yo yo yo
Verse 2
C
My style of rhymin is ancient like
Aztecs and Mayans
Because I recognize its all about timin'
Me and my freestyle alliance practicin'
African voodoo science
In front of 20 ft. bonfires
lookin' skyward
Verse 3
C
Calculating May 5 2000 the nine
planets'll be in alignment
The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit
Of a starship the size of the Hale-
Bopp comet
With mercury ion rockets
Verse 4
C
And a big ass "Canibus comin soon"
poster on the side of it
I'm known geographically and
intergalactically
That's why I got extraterrestrials
that want to battle me
They even tried kidnappin' me
Verse 5
C
And they would've snatched me
If their craft didn't get trapped
in the Earth's gravity
Engines stalled and failed. Crashed
into a farmer's field
And that's really what
Verse 6
caused Roswell
C
Undercover operatives
workin' for COM 12
Disguised as a nigga signed
with a record deal
Lyrically I'm off scale
So all hail or get tossed towards Hell,
whatever y'all feel
Verse 7
C
Briusin' niggas, confusin' niggas like Chip Fu from
the Fu- Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
Hear the wild wolf growl
Styles stockpiled for miles from
Verse 8
the ground to the clouds
C
Wack niggas want to be down
but its not allowed
Interrupt the cipher unannounced and
you'll get punched in the mouth
With the southpaw southern fist
I'll bust your shit. Swell your lip
Verse 9
and get the Bubba shrimp
C
Back the tougher shit. What a wimp
You giant Goliath. Niggas
get shot with a rubber sling
I'm an experiment gone bad.
My brainwave's on an ????? graph. Yo,
Verse 10
I'm stark ravin mad
C
Your whole scientific staff'll get
killed in a nuclear blast
When I throw the ????? flask
in my hand
Flammable liquids in the lab
explode
And you get stabbed with all
the flyin glass
Verse 11
C
Trained to blow up commercial
aircrafts
Trained in chemical weapons class
Just to see how long
a nigga's breath'll last
I put him in a leather mask
Verse 12
C
Spray his ass with a can
of ???? gas
Then watch him grab his neck and gag
Watch the nigga choke
to death as I laugh
"You want to battle?" is the type
Verse 13
of question you should never ask
C
Nigga, pick a tougher task. See
who the fuck'll last
Whoever lose'll get a solderin'
iron up the ass
You need to recognize
My hand is quicker than the eye
Verse 14
C
Quicker than the 5 speed Jamiroquai drives
A lifespan longer than 9 lives. Infinite
rhymes that can't die
A nigga with a divine mind
I dedicate this to the wise.
Dedicate it to dames
Verse 15
C
Dividin' myself into 100 ten times
You can't deny the offering's an offer
Flows that glow with aurora's
the spark of light
Water fly like a saucer
With the torque of a Porsche
Murder a million MCs then
autograph all of their coffins
Been gettin' it on since I been
born and I'm a live long
And I'm a be gettin' it on till I'm gone
Verse 16
C
Look at
all the stages I been on.
All the songs that I spit on
I took an oath to rip everything I get on
A nigga like me should have
Carpal Tunnel syndromes
Verse 17
C
In the wristbones from grippin' microphones this long
I'm just a small fish in a big pond
And gets pissed off whenever
I gets picked on
Nigga try to flip and get flipped on
Verse 18
C
My army march a million strong
Like the nation of Islam
with suede timbs on
Extremely hostile
Fully armed troops dressed in frog
Verse 19
suits and night vision goggles
C
A lyrical lynch mob
Shittin' on niggas drawn to a hideous
form with horns and a mink on
Duckin' down low like Vietnam
fightin' the Vietcong
Screamin' "incomin'" when
I see a bomb
Speak to your leader. Surrender your arms
Verse 20
C
You need
about a million more
soldiers to even the odds
Plus 800,000 to even consider a war
And 200,000 more to even
look hard
Verse 21
C
You better drop your flag
and withdraw
My cavalry charge accompanied by a
blizzard of wicked metaphors
And smash y'all. Attach y'all to
the back of my horse
And drag y'all across
the motherfuckin' asphalt
Verse 22
C
9 out of 10 niggas is frauds You know who
you are always talkin' about
your bitches and your cars
Your jewelry and your girls. It's like we
from two different worlds
You motherfuckers really get
on my nerves
Verse 23
C
'Cause I'm beyond them,
on some futuristic cyborg shit
I close my eyes when I freestyle so I
could read what picture crossed in
Then raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast
a fireball into the audience
To barbecue your brain organs
Verse 24
C
You feel like you've been
thrown in a microwave oven
I flame broil suckers and hit
'em with some more shit
The raw shit. Call my reinforcements,
the four horsemen
Take a big piece of chalk and draw
a line across the stage pulpit
Verse 25
C
I dare a motherfucker to cross it
I'll even call my man Black
Rob at two in the mornin
Tell him it's important. Tell him to call
Sting 3 way and sing a
Verse 26
[Chorus] Break your camcorders so
C
you motherfuckers can't record it
Call the news, I'll kill your reporters
Start a lawsuit, I'll kill your lawyers
Verse 27
Fuck the soft shit and fuck what y'all think
C
My album's gold cause my album was the bomb,
shit
Y'all niggas got your ass beat
cause you asked for it
Got your picture taken and put
in a tabloid
'Cause you a man and you like
to touch little boys
Verse 28
C
You fuck 'em in the ass,
then you give 'em cash for it
That's some sick shit homeboy
A hundred years ago,
they'd have took you to see Sigmund Freud
You fraudulent. Feminine.
Verse 29
Fragile as a feather is
C
With an effortless blow,
I'll crack your whole skeleton
You think you're better than
Canibus, where's the evidence?
You got below average intelligence
and poor penmanship
You need to shut the fuck
Verse 30
up cause your breath stink
C
Take fifty cents and purchase
a pack of peppermints
Battlin' me you never win
You thought you was the only nigga
that could sneak a weapon in?
Nigga guess again
'Cause after I'm finished wreckin this shit
Verse 31
C
I'm a drink
a whole bottle
of Henney and go fuck a lesbian
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