The winker's song (misprint)

The winker's song (misprint) easy guitar chords by Ivor Biggun

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    • Verse 1
    My 
    mother 
    said 

    that 
    I 
    never 
    should 

    Play 
    with 
    the 
    naughty, 

    rude 
    girls 
    in 
    the 
    wood 

    Their 
    giggling 
    talk 
    I 
    could 

    never 
    under
    stand 

    And 
    that's 
    why 
    I 
    fell 
    in 
    love 

    with 
    my 
    right 
    hand 

    Verse 2
    And 
    that's 
    why... 

    I'm 
    a 
    wanker, I'm 
    a 
    wanker 

    And it 
    does 
    me 
    good 
    like 
    it 

    bloody 
    well 
    should 

    I'm 
    a 
    wanker, I'm 
    a 
    wanker 

    And I'm 
    always 
    pulling 
    my 
    pud' 

    Verse 3
    I 
    was 
    twenty- 
    five 
    years 
    old 

    be
    fore 
    I 
    was 
    kissed 

    And 
    then 
    I 
    found 
    that 
    I 
    preferred 

    a swift 
    one 
    off 
    the 
    wrist 

    It's 
    cheap 
    and 
    con
    venient, 

    you 
    can't 
    catch 
    VD 

    It's 
    available 
    at 
    any 
    time 
    and 

    it's 
    absolutely 
    free 

    Verse 4

    And 
    that's 
    why... 

    'm 
    a 
    wanker, I'm 
    a 
    wanker 

    And 
    it 
    does 
    me 
    good 
    like 
    it 

    bloody 
    well 
    should 

    I'm 
    a 
    wanker, I'm 
    a 
    wanker 

    And I'm 
    always 
    pulling 
    my 
    pud' 

    Verse 5
    Oh 
    Mrs. 
    Palm 
    and 
    your 
    five 

    lovely 
    daughters 

    Thank 
    you 
    for 
    having 
    me 

    and 
    being 
    oh 
    so 
    kind 

    I've 
    got 
    pains 
    in 
    my 
    arms 
    and 

    my 
    dong 
    is 
    growing 
    shorter 

    My 
    knees 
    have 
    turned 
    to 
    water 

    and 
    I 
    think 
    I'm 
    going 
    blind 

    Verse 6
    I've 
    wanked over 
    Italy, 

    I've 
    wanked over 
    Spain 

    I've 
    wanked in 
    an 
    omnibus, 

    I've 
    even 
    had 
    a wank 
    in 
    a train 

    I've 
    used 
    a 
    badger 
    and 

    a 
    melon 
    and 
    a 
    cat 

    An 
    inflatable Linda 
    Lovelace 
    and 

    a Davy 
    Crockett 
    hat 

    Verse 7
    And 
    that's 
    why... 

    I'm 
    a 
    wanker, I'm 
    a 
    wanker 

    And it 
    does 
    me 
    good 
    like 
    it 

    bloody 
    well 
    should 

    I'm 
    a 
    wanker, I'm 
    a 
    wanker 

    And I'm 
    always 
    pulling 
    my 
    pud' 

    Verse 8
    Oh, 
    Mrs 
    Palm 
    and 
    your 
    five 

    lovely 
    daughters 

    Thank 
    you 
    for 
    having 
    me 

    and 
    being 
    oh 
    so 
    kind 

    I've 
    got 
    pains 
    in 
    my 
    arms 
    and 

    my 
    dong 
    is 
    getting 
    shorter 

    My 
    knees 
    have 
    turned 
    to 
    water 

    and 
    I 
    think 
    I'm 
    going 
    blind 

    Verse 9
    He's 
    a 
    wanker, he's 
    a 
    wanker 

    And it 
    does 
    him 
    good 
    like 
    it 
    bloody 

    well 
    should 


    He's 
    a 
    wanker, he's 
    a 
    wanker 

    And 
    he's 
    always 
    pulling 

    Outro 1
    his pud' 



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