The winker's song (misprint) chords by
Ivor Biggun

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Key: G major•

Verse 1

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My mother said

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that I never should

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Play with the naughty,

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rude girls in the wood

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Their giggling talk I could

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never understand

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And that's why I fell in love

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with my right hand

Verse 2

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And that's why...

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I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

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And it does me good like it

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bloody well should

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

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And I'm always pulling my pud'

Verse 3

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I was twenty- five years old

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before I was kissed

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And then I found that I preferred

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a swift one off the wrist

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It's cheap and convenient,

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you can't catch VD

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It's available at any time and

it's absolutely free

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Verse 4

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And that's why...

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'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

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And it does me good like it

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bloody well should

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

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And I'm always pulling my pud'

Verse 5

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Oh Mrs. Palm and your five

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lovely daughters

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Thank you for having me

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and being oh so kind

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I've got pains in my arms and

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my dong is growing shorter

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My knees have turned to water

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and I think I'm going blind

Verse 6

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I've wanked over Italy,

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I've wanked over Spain

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I've wanked in an omnibus,

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I've even had a wank in a train

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I've used a badger and

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a melon and a cat

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and

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a Davy Crockett hat

Verse 7

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And that's why...

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I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

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And it does me good like it

bloody well should

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And I'm always pulling my pud'

Verse 8

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Oh, Mrs Palm and your five

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lovely daughters

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Thank you for having me

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and being oh so kind

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I've got pains in my arms and

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my dong is getting shorter

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My knees have turned to water

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and I think I'm going blind

Verse 9

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He's a wanker, he's a wanker

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And it does him good like it bloody

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well should

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He's a wanker, he's a wanker

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And he's always pulling

Outro 1

his pud'

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