the ladies who lunch everybody like
Lounging in their caftans
and planning their brunch
Does anyone still wear a hat?
Here's to the girls who stay smart
Rushing to their classes in optical art
another thousand dollars,
A marionette, a pinch of pie,
perhaps a piece of Marla's
Here's to the girls who play wise,
Keeping house but clutching a copy
of life just to keep in touch
The ones who follow the rules
and meet themselves at the schools
I'll drink to them, let's all drink
And here's to the girls, just watch,
it's a bottle of scotch plus a
Another chance to disapprove,
another brilliant zinger,
another reason not to move,
So here's to the girls on the go,
and you'll see what they know,
A toast to that invincible bunch
The dinosaur surviving the crunch
Let's hear it for the ladies
Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise!