Will you please take your seats
This convention will now come to order.
Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker!
Mr. Chairman, honored guests,
These squares have been goofing up
for well now into 50 years.
And now we think it's time
The American Federation for
Preservation of Rock and Roll
To keep the joints on jumpin',
to keep the rhythm thumpin',
if you like your music swingin',
if you go for jazzy singin',
we'll keep it that way every day.
Will a sergeant with arms kindly stop
the dancing in the upper balcony?
Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
We will now have a report
from the nominating committee.
We nominate Alice Presney
Put Storanova's on the floor
and you tell me where he went
Our meeting halls are for having balls
There ain't no place for squares
There ain't quartets or trios or bands
The American Feder ation for
Reserva tions of Rock and Roll
We guarantee good rockin',
we guarantee good rollin',
Mr. Chairman and Delegate,
Let's rock and roll these 48 streets.
Let's take our platform to the nation
With the help of jocks on every station.
We'll have a swinging population,
they'll all be happy, young and old,
when they pull that lever for rock