The Claps chords by Wildman Steve
Verse 1
G
And you ain't never had the claps in your life,
goddammit.
Till you get Oakland, California claps.
C
They're the meanest mother
G
fuckin' claps in the world.
You get San Francisco clap
it hurt when you pee.
But when you get Oakland
clap it hurt
every time you see water.
Had the Mr. Lady claps on me,
C
had the nerdy come in here
G
C
night with a wig on.
G
Anybody with a wig on is a suspect
C
and the doctor stuck a needle
up my ass
G
that looked like a Wilkerson sword down there tore off my right cheek,
ass head, dick head
and the bitch that laid the claps
on me
C
G
had the to run up into my face
C
G
and look at me and say, hey Steve,
don't you remember me?
I felt my dick, I said, how,
how in the hell can I ever forget you?
She said, Steve, last time you were here,
C
I gave you something.
G
C
G
I felt my dick, said you sure did.
C
G
She said Steve, I got some faith tonight.
C
G
I said what you got this time? Cancer.
She said nigga you act like I gave you
a disease.
I said look woman,
I didn't mind it
C
F
G
when you gave me the claps.
Because the pussy was good.
Lord knows that pussy was good.
Any time a nigga get a
F
piece of pussy
G
that keep his dick coming for 10 days,
it's got to be good.
C
My dick was running so fast,
I looked at my PETA,
G
I said, run O .J.,
get another goddamn test done.
She said,
nigga, what you mean
I gave you the claps?
I said, look, bitch, I didn't mind
when you gave me the claps,
that didn't bug me at all.
C
G
But when I gave you my last 3,
woke up the next morning with the crabs,
F
Bb
F
bitch said, was a fucking no -no.
She said, nigga, what you mean
I gave you the crabs?
G
I said, look, bitch, I gave you 3
and you gave me the crab.
F
She looked at me and said, you cheap,
black motherfucker.
F
For 3, nigga,
what the fuck you expect?
Lobster!
The Claps
Wildman Steve
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