The Bedbug chords by The Mighty Zebra
Verse 1
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C
D
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Yes,
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I heard when you died after burial
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You got to come back as an
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C
insect or animal
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D
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Well, if it's so,
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I don't want to be a monkey
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D
Either a goat, a sheep or donkey
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C
My brother said he'd like
to come back a hog
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C
D
G
But not me, I want to be a bed bug
Just because I'm going to bite
D
those young lady's partner
Like a hot dog or a hamburger
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E
And if you know your thing,
don't be in a fright
Am
D
It's only big fat woman
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C
D
I'm going to bite
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C
What would you like to be,
I asked Mr. Ross
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D
He said he begged the devil
to turn him a horse
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D
C
I asked another fellow,
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they call Lawrence
D
He said he want to be
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a big black wood and dead of flesh
C
When you turn a horse,
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D
you got to carry people load
Get legs from your boss,
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and as a warden
C
there's cold wood you have to eat
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C
But as a bed bugger,
D
G
biting the human meat
I'm going to bite those
D
young ladies partner
Like a hot dog or a hamburger
G
E
And if you know your thing,
don't be in a fright
Am
C
D
It's only big fat women I'm going
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C
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D
to bite
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C
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D
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C
I want you believe it so help me bless
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D
I'll be a different kind of bedbug
G
from all the rest
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D
I ain't biting no ordinary people
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C
You got to be quite social
D
and respectable
G
C
Such as female doctors
and barristers
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D
Duchesses, princesses with nice figures
G
And when I bite them,
C
friends a go in and boast
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D
And I call in myself King Bedbug
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the first
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I'm going to bite those ugly his partner,
G
like a hotdog or a hamburger
E
And if you know your thing
don't be in a fright,
Am
D
it's only big fat women I'm going to
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C
G
D
bite
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C
G
D
G
I know some husband
C
G
s how they fast and fresh,
D
they would be waiting for this
bed bug to bite their flesh
G
C
But I won't bite a man
if they kill me dead
G
Not as long as the op
D
posite sex on the bed
G
Biting a man,
C
G
I might break my teeth to a bed
D
But man's skin harder than concrete
G
C
D
So if a cock bite a man, the result is bad
G
Men fit off too much hair
D
G
and their legs too hard
I'm going to bite those
D
young lady's partner
Like a hotdog or a hamburger
G
D
E
And if you know your thing,
don't be in a fright
Am
D
It's only big fat women
G
D
G
I'm going to bite you
The Bedbug
The Mighty Zebra
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