Sneeze If You Need To chords by VeggieTales

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Verse 1
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And now it's time for Silly
Songs with Larry
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The part of the show where Larry comes
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out and sings a silly song
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Bob the Tomato, unable to sneeze,
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visits the sneeze doctor
Verse 2
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Please, can someone help me?
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I need to sneeze
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Wait for the sneeze doctor
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Just take a seat
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He'll be right with you
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Verse 3
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Sneeze if you have to
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Sneeze if you need to
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Don't hold it in
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Just be sure that you cover
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your mouth with a tissue
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I will assist you
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Sneeze all your troubles away at up
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to 150 miles an hour
Verse 4
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Interesting fact, the average sneeze travels
at a rate of one hundred miles an hour
In 2003, Dirk Evert of Grundholt, Germany,
clocked in at a one fifty
Way to go, Dirk!
Danke
Verse 5
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I think I have a remedy
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Perhaps in my culvery
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I brought it from a merchant in Spain
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For ultimate sneeze satisfaction
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Try allergic reaction
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Take a deep breath if it helps
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You can squint at the Sun
Verse 6
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Oh, here's some pepper
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Let's see, I know,
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we can try this feather
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Don't be afraid
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Let it free
Oh, let it go
Go, go
Go, go, go, go
Verse 7
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Interesting fact, the photic sneeze reflex,
or sneezing when exposed to bright light
Is a genetic trait found in 25% of the population,
Interlude 1
including Dirk
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Verse 8
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Spain
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Gesundheit
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Which interestingly means
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"good health" in German
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Ja!
Verse 9
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Sneeze if you have to
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Sneeze if you need to
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And apologize if you
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Accidentally sneeze on your neighbor
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Do them a favor
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Offer them coffee and dumplings
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Or maybe a small side of french fries
Verse 10
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This has been Silly Songs with Larry
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Tune in next time to hear Dirk say
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Ich bin ein sneezer!
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