Well, I'm a rootin' tootin'
half a lootin' son of a gun
Why don't you stick around me baby
and I'll show you some fun
Cause I'm a rootin' tootin'
half a lootin' son of a gun
And all the things I ain't worth doin'
are the things I ain't done
Why don't you stick around me, baby,
and I'll maybe show you how life is won
You know I'm the only guy
you should be having around
You know that guys like me
you wait and see are hard to be found
just telling you to stay stuck around
Yeah, I'm just tellin' you to wait and see
Cause I'm a rotten, dirty,
Why don't you stick around me, baby,
and I'll maybe show you how life is won
and my song just ain't true
Most of the time I just feel brought down
Well... I'm a rootin' tootin'
highfalutin' son of a gun
highfalutin' son of a gun
Why don't you stick around me, baby,
and I'll show you some fun
Cause I'm a rootin', tootin',
highfalutin' son of a gun
And all the things that ain't worth doin'
are the things I ain't done
Why don't you stick around me, baby,
and I'll maybe show you how life is won