This is a little thing by Mozart.
It's one of his biggest hits.
The words are by Bill Solly
and it's entitled Rondo alla Turca.
Clever as a bass, that's who we cast.
That's the way you see it,
especially if you can make it last.
Like Rachmaninoff, Chopin,
Tchaikovsky, Bach, or Berlioz.
It's a winner every single time,
All you ever have to do is rhyme.
not unless you're giving the impression
that perhaps one false step
for your performance to collapse.
and remember that it really
for they don't ever listen
to the words you do to death.
You can sing any nonsense,
just as long as you don't appear to
And if you don't believe me,
let me give you some examples.
Kathmandu is a city in the
Patronized by Sir Worthington,
they give away free samples.
I could swear he's not wearing any
Incidentally, you must give a clue
that the celeb here is following through.
ridiculously easy thing to do.
and exaggerate every single syllable.
your technique is the thing
when you've nothing to communicate.
And to be incredibly clever
your attack must never never drop
Till they think you're only a drifter
Then the time has come for you to stop
Though you're the risk of
Though you're only just pretending
An d you're out of breath and bending
And upending you'll be spending
Keeping sending and extending
Dramatically and suddenly there