They say a dog is a man's best friend
But a gun is far superior
A dog makes shit stains on your carpet
But a gun removes the shit stains
And let's be honest Ralph
The situation you find yourself in
But you've been in worse before
A gun makes your dick grow five inches
Who has fucked your life before
And right where you gotta take control
You gotta take it real slow
that they don't even know you
So just fake it till you make it, baby
And right where you gotta take control
You gotta take it real slow
that you're stuck in a hole
You gotta fake it till you make it,
They say a man to fulfill himself
Needs the tonic of wilderness
Let's cut that into the wild chicks
The vice of working England
with a shotgun in your hand
Makes the boys in blue all flinch and
telling you to pack it in
And right where you gotta take control
You gotta take it real slow
that they don't even know
You're so just fake it till you make it, baby
And wow, wow, you gotta take control
You gotta take it real slow
that you're stuck in a hole
You gotta fake it till you make it, baby
And wow, wow, you gotta take control
You gotta take it real slow
You so just fake it till you make it baby
You gotta take it real slow
that you're stuck in a hole
You gotta fake it till you make it baby
You gotta fake it till you make it baby
You gotta fake it till you make it,