I've seen you in here before
I said, I've been here a time or two
She said, hello, my name is Bobby Joe
Meet my twin sister, Betty Lou
And you're up for a rodeo
I'll put a big Texas smile on your face
I said, girls, I ain't as good as I once was
I got a few years on me now
But there was a time back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
And if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I
I still hang out with my best friend, David
I've known him since we were kids,
Last night he had a few shots
With a couple of redneck boys
One great big fat biker man
I heard David yell across the room
Hey buddy, how about a helping hand?
My, how the years have flown
When I could really hold my own
If you wanna fight tonight
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
I used to be hell on wheels
Back when I was a younger man
Now my lottie says that you
But my pride says, oh, yes, you can
I ain't as good as I once was
That's just the cold hard truth
When I'm feeling bulletproof
So don't double -dog dare me now
Cause I'd have to call your bluff
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
May not be good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever