you get so wet in the rain
You get so warm in the sunshine,
it doesn't pay to complain
When I get up each morning,
there's nothing to breathe but air
When I look in the mirror,
there's nothing to comb but hair
When I sit down to breakfast,
there's nothing to eat but food
but you can't stay home and brood
Corned beef is lost without
A husband should have a wife
The desert's only got sand.
The ocean's only got water.
You never know where you stand.
When I get out to dinner,
There's nothing to wear but
there's nothing to do but doze.
there's nothing to do but drink.
that it makes you stop and think.
Yes, life is so peculiar.
A fork belongs with a knife.
A fork belongs with a knife.
Corned beef is lost without cabbage.
Doo -doo -doo -doo -doo -doo.
A husband should have a wife