I Sure Hope I Don't Have To Beat Your Ass This Christmas chords by
Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Verse 1
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Cm Cm 3
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I sure hope I don't have to beat
Ab Ab 4
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Bb Bb 
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your ass this Christmas
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Bb Bb 
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C C 
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I hope I don't have to lay   the hammer down,
you know I will
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I wish peace around the world
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for every boy and girl
C C 
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But you, I'll leave faith down
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in Chinatown, me so sorry

Verse 2
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Dm Dm 
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I sure hope you ain't gonna beat
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my ass this Christmas
You know, I might
Bbm Bbm 
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I think I've been a pretty
C C 
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good boy this year
Let's not get cocky
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A A 
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I made you something nice
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I specifically requested Old Spice
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Bb Bb 
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Gm Gm 3
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C C 
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And if it's your homemade aftershave, I will
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whoop your year

Verse 3
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F F 
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Christmas is about forgiveness
No, it is about toys
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F F 
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And your constant excuses make me so freakin' pissed,
you know they do
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F F 
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There's a reason for the season
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Here's a

Verse 4

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gift that ain't on your list

A taste from the mighty yellow fist

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Verse 5
F F 
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You better not give me
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Bb Bb 
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macaroni art this Christmas
So help me God,
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C C 
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you'll be pulling back a stomp
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A A 
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See this mistletoe on my belt?
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You will smell what I just dealt
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Gm Gm 3
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As I force your lips to
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F F 
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press my fat wide rump

Verse 6
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Am Am 
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I really hope that you don't beat
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my ass this Christmas
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Well I really hope that you spent
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a decent amount... on me
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A A 
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Because if I get something lame
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I'll roast your chestnuts
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on an open flame
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But just remember,
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F F 
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it's the thought that counts

Verse 7
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F F 
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Christmas is about forgiveness
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Forgiveness does not turn chicks
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on like Old Spice shower gel
This is true, but there's a
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F F 
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A A 
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reason for the season
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Oh, I'll ring your jingle bells
I'll swat your heinie to the
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depths of the deepest Hell

Verse 8
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And the devastation'll be amazin'
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When I get both hands a- blazin'
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I'll un  leash the shock and awe
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When I make your buttocks crawl
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Do you hear what I hear?
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My hand's about to crash-
land on the rear
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You'll be torn asunder when
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I call down the thunder

Verse 9

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Here's a gift that ain't on your list

It's a taste from the mighty yellow...

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what is this?

Verse 10
C C 
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It's a present, from me to you.
It's a flat- screen TV!
Merry Christmas, Shake.
Not as thin as I would've preferred.
No wall- mount.
That's disappointing.
Well, those- those was extra.
I don't know how I'm gonna hang
it.
I guess I'll just prop it up against the wall?
Is that what you were thinking?
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Look, I know I disappoint you sometimes.
But I love you Master Shake.

Verse 11
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'Cause Christmas is about
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forgiveness
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I really would have preferred the
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plasma to the LCD
Well, there's a burning
problem with the plasmas
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F F 
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But there's a reason for the season
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Well you know, it's 720p, which
is not technically true HD
Let's hope you got me the extended
C C 
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warranty

Verse 12
What'd you uhh... what'd you get me
for Christmas this year?
Sorry I can't hear
you, I'm watching my new TV!
I said what you'd get me, man?
I'm looking under this tree
and I ain't... well...
Did you get me this tree
skirt?
'Cause I don't wear skirts unless...
OK, once again,
I'm having trouble here.
Let's... let's talk later when I can...
Really focus on something
other than TV.
It's OK, I understand. I just want you to have
a merry Christmas...
Please don't talk while
my program is on!
Now I have no idea where the perp was on
the night of the 27th.
Good night, Shake.
The very night that his girlfriend disappeared!