I Sure Hope I Don't Have To Beat Your Ass This Christmas chords by
Aqua Teen Hunger Force 
Key: F major•
Verse 1
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Cm
I sure hope I don't have to beat
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your ass this Christmas
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I hope I don't have to lay the hammer down,
you know I will
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A
I wish peace around the world
Verse 2
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Dm
I sure hope you ain't gonna beat
You know, I might
Let's not get cocky
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A
I made you something nice
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Bb
Gm
C
And if it's your homemade aftershave, I will
Verse 3
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Christmas is about forgiveness
No, it is about toys
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F
And your constant excuses make me so freakin' pissed,
you know they do
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F
There's a reason for the season
Verse 4
A taste from the mighty yellow fist
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Verse 5
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macaroni art this Christmas
So help me God,
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you'll be pulling back a stomp
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A
See this mistletoe on my belt?
Am
Gm
As I force your lips to
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press my fat wide rump
Verse 6
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Am
I really hope that you don't beat
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A
Because if I get something lame
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it's the thought that counts
Verse 7
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Christmas is about forgiveness
This is true, but there's a
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A
reason for the season
I'll swat your heinie to the
Verse 8
land on the rear
Verse 9
It's a taste from the mighty yellow...
Verse 10
It's a flat- screen TV!
Merry Christmas, Shake.
Not as thin as I would've preferred.
No wall- mount.
That's disappointing.
Well, those- those was extra.
I don't know how I'm gonna hang
it.
I guess I'll just prop it up against the wall?
Is that what you were thinking?
But I love you Master Shake.
Verse 11
Well, there's a burning
problem with the plasmas
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F
But there's a reason for the season
is not technically true HD
Let's hope you got me the extended
Verse 12
What'd you uhh... what'd you get me
for Christmas this year?
Sorry I can't hear
you, I'm watching my new TV!
I said what you'd get me, man?
I'm looking under this tree
and I ain't... well...
Did you get me this tree
skirt?
'Cause I don't wear skirts unless...
OK, once again,
I'm having trouble here.
Let's... let's talk later when I can...
Really focus on something
other than TV.
It's OK, I understand. I just want you to have
a merry Christmas...
Please don't talk while
my program is on!
Now I have no idea where the perp was on
the night of the 27th.
Good night, Shake.
The very night that his girlfriend disappeared!
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