Key: C major•
Verse 1
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Em
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Silent night, holy
night
Dm
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F
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All is calm, all is bright
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F
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Round yon virgin, mother and child
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Her lips are tender and mild,
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Sleep in heavenly peace,
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Sleep in heavenly peace.
Hey, I'm Carl,
and this holiday season,
I'm asking you to remember
the core message of this song.
Please, by all means, shut up,
shut up,
especially when you see me
at the strip club.
If I gotta pay 6 cover
and socks with my shower shoes,
the entertainment,
without you providing no
commentary track
about how tips are appreciated.
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Okay, Carl,
this is a little bit of a time...
Hey, honey, how about you do something
Carl, Carl, please.
These ladies rely on tips
I'm just saying,
the attitude with these women.
Whoa, whoa, hang on now,
you got Springsteen for this?
He had a previous engagement.
But Bruce Springsteen's words
that I wrote for him
I'm the boss of music,
And I'm telling you,
you need to buy this album
from my friend Meatwad.
Cause if you listening to this right now,
I bet you didn't buy it.
I bet you burned it.
Cause that's what people do now.
Yeah, yeah, he's right.
and, uh, stole your wife?
And started having sex with her?
I've been doing sit -ups with an aerobics
Carl, please. I have this.
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Look, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying. It's stealing.
What if the wise men,
instead of giving gold
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decided they was going to steal Joseph's car stereo,
and tip over some sheep,
and paint the word doo -doo
on the side of the manger?
I bet this holiday would have
I'm Bruce Springsteen,
and if you're burning CDs,
Because you're stealing,
and I'm going to find you.
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Sleep in heavenly peace.
No, no.
It's peace, not beast.
Oh, well I thought it was like Empire Strikes Back, you
know, where he cuts open that tarn -tarn
and gets inside of it?
It's peace.
Oh, OK.
Whatever. That's my song.
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