I liked the sound of the name,
and it looked cool inside
the first thing that caught my eye
so I sat down and began indulging
one of my favorite hobbies,
that of eavesdropping on strangers.
Trapped, I was single. My face.
Oh, I had to open my big mouth
She could have married this one,
she could have married that one,
diamonds she'd been wearing,
She starts in, you know. I
If you'd only listened to me.
All that yakking, you'd think I wasn't bringing in my 42 .50 regular
like clockwork every week the way they, the way they...
Hey, Billy, do you see what
see a pretty girl before?
Not in no men's bar, ain't.
what about your rule, Billy?
She is obviously a lady of the first de gree
Ahem. Something for you, miss?
I'll have a happiness cocktail, please.
I don't believe I ever...
I got a bartender's guide of...
You won't find it in a book
You'd be more apt to find it in a sigh
Meet some kindness with some fun
Then add a touch of April sun
Blend with a soft spoken word
I'll have a happiness cocktail
You'll have a happiness cocktail
Pour some laughter in your brew
Plus a stolen kiss or two
Then an open fire and a dream
We'll have a happiness cocktail
When your wife beats you just say
And get that dour look off your face,
you're just as good as any other man
It made a wonderful picture.
A beautiful girl in a men's bar,
myself very much included.
I was hoping she'd sing again,
This time, directly to me.
And hap piness seems overdue
and I'll tell you what I'll do
I'll make a happiness cocktail,