I woke up in this young lady's bed,
I drove there in her old roommate's car
She said last night I gave you head,
but you know I really gave you my heart
She said I know you thinking
while she was getting dressed for her job
It kinda made me feel like a jerk,
I said you know my music life I glow hard
Tea in the kitchen, turkey,
My phone going off, what the fuck?
Who you with, where you at,
come and bring me my truck
I parked a couple blocks away
So she wouldn't recognize the V
and cause her lots of pain
Left the crib, found the whip,
and woke up with my stomach sick
sure maybe that was a sincere tone
Robbing call girl from last night yelling how
the hell you was at my crib with the whip
from that bitch I used to live with
I couldn't talk and she was
Shorty with the trunk said
I told you you was ignorant
I dropped her off and grabbed
the Patron that I had the night before
I can't live this life no more,
That's when I first started
Yo, that's what I get for
She was the one that I started out with
And then she asked if I could stay the night
She said for comfort I should turn to her
So I turned to her, I turned her out
The neighbors called, they heard her shout
We wrecked the bed, we killed the couch
She gave me bread, I left her house
She said come back and take
Forget the cab, my car is free
cause I just had to see this
and she would always be harassing me
I'll feed for you to F me hard.
I copped some Remy Ma to hit the FDR.
You know she's blessed with God's love.
I keep on, I keep on drinkin' and drivin',
And I know I'm really wildin'
Huh, drinkin' and drivin'
and I know I'm really wildin'
so instead of me cryin', I'm
I never thought I'd be with one chick
Until I met this girl that I liked,
I put her through a lot of dumb shit.
I told her one day she'd be my wife,
Right before she came in my life,
and it made me 7 .30, I'm tight.
I guess his name was a proper noun,
but it doubled as an adjective
She said he almost made her cop a gown,
until she caught him with
that admits that he's a player
But every time she bats her sexy eyes,
He doesn't think that she's the one,
but he just wants to fucking save her
So I cleared up my roster then,
I said I'd never touch another bitch
I said just promise there's no other men
you know I love you Rich Shy? What?
You're so rich, so wealthy,
so bitch, you just call me rich?
She admitted she was still seeing Richard
so he could pay some of the bills
Since I had no dough, damn
I grabbed her car keys, ran out the door
I could hear her screaming, child please
Liquor store, Tennessee, plastic cups
No thanks, Verrazano turnpike
I show you how to throw bricks
Seatbelt, optional, phone rings
Prostitute, what do you want,
how could you do me like that
What a bitch you are, no I'm not drunk
This one is green, I think.
I don't need to slow down.
Chick, you need to drink.
You told me I was porno -sized.
Stop crying, stop whining.
I'll be back, and when I come back,
I hope I'm in a cast from an accident.
I hope I pop an airbag and crash.
You can't pretend you love me.
I don't give a damn what y 'all say.
Ain't nothing natural about no monogamy.
I mean God did not intend for us to
be with just one person if he had
he wouldn't have given us
ain't nothing better than some pussy
Plus you can't trust these
They just as scandalous as us niggas, man.
Oh, not all women, player.
Oh, so you don't think that Mia's
ever got with any other dudes?
I'm the first, the last, and the only.
Because the pussy curves to my dick,
with all the sticking and moving
You don't think that Mia's ever tippy
-toed out the door on you once?
be well within her rights?