One day I watched the Duke
Daddy said, don't worry boy,
All I want's attention from somebody
Light them matches, I got no shame
I want my 15 minutes of fame, please
I'm doing as I seen on my TV
I'm doing as I seen on my TV
Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more
I tried to act but my career just flopped
All I want's a million from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks for me
I can shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in Beverly Hills,
I'm doin' as I see old Martini
Doin' as I see old Martini
I'll even do a porno flick
Like all them Hollywood chicks
I'm doin' as I see old Martini
Took my girl in a porno movie
I thought this'd be a kind of groovy
I did this to impress my lover
All I want's attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I'm a man, I got no shame
I want my 15 minutes of fame
I just it as I see it on my TV
I just do it as I see it on my TV
I don't even do a porno flick
like all them Hollywood chicks
I do it as I see it on my TV