about two friends of ours, Paul
and who happen to be nymphomaniacs
and Laura wakes Paul up every morning
with her head halfway down the bed.
with this half of the room singing Paul's
and this half of the room singing Daling.
When Paul was a cute little boy
Two silver balls and a little piece of string
She said it was Paul's ding -a -ling -a -ling
God's love playing with Paul
Now let's get it together.
has barely got any enthusiasm.
Let's get your balls out of your throat
Let's get that Pauls going.
Ding -a -lings, be yourself.
One day Paul was swimming Turtle Creek
Man, man, snappers all around his feet
Sure was hard to swim that thing,
with both hands wrapped around
his ding -a -ling -a -ling -o!
Ding -a -ling! Paul! Paul!
God's love playing with... Paul!
God's love playing with... Paul!
Alright, let's bring it down for the last...
let's get this going here
don't be so much of a dick about this.
One day Paul was laying in his bed.
But you know Paul weren't no chump
God's Lord flying with Paul!
Ding -a God's Lord flying with Paul!
God's Lord flying with Paul!
Caught Laura flying with Paul