Christmastime for the jews

Christmastime for the jews easy guitar chords by Tv Funhouse

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  • Verse 1
    On Christ
    mas 
    Eve, 

    the Gentiles 
    gather 
    round 
    the 

    Christmas 
    tree. 

    They stay 
    at 
    home 

    and 
    party 
    with 
    their 
    Goye
    sha 
    family. 

    They 
    dis
    appear 
    one 
    day 
    each 
    year 

    and 
    pass 
    the 
    eggnog 
    round. 

    But 
    it's alright, 
    cause 
    that's 
    the night 

    the 
    Jews 
    control 
    the town. 

    Well 
    it 
    hap
    pens 
    every 

    year 
    on 
    Christmas 
    Eve. 

    All 
    the 
    happy 
    Christian 

    people 
    take 
    their 
    leave 

    Yeah, 
    the 
    street
    are 
    deserted 

    and 
    that's 
    big 
    news 

    It's 
    Christmastime 
    for 
    the 
    Jew

    Yeah, 
    the 
    holiday 
    party's 
    worth 

    about 
    sixty 
    years 

    Ain't 
    nobody 
    recreated 
    Bethlehem 

    Yeah, 
    the 
    three 
    wise 
    men, 

    that's 
    big 
    old 
    snooze 

    Christ
    mastime 
    for 
    the 
    Jew

    They 
    can 
    finally 
    see 
    King 
    Kovala 

    waiting 
    in 
    line 

    They 
    can 
    eat 
    in 
    Chinatown 

    and 
    drink 
    their 
    sweetest 
    wine 

    They 
    can 
    drink 
    if 
    I was 
    risin' 
    on 
    the street, 

    sayin' 

    It's 
    Christ
    mas 
    time 
    for 
    the 
    Jew

    They 
    can 
    gang 
    up 
    on 
    the 
    Quakers, 

    play 
    for 
    the 
    Lakers 

    They 
    can 
    do 
    what 
    they 
    wanna, 

    even 
    blow 
    up 
    Madonna 

    Get 
    chance 
    to 
    drive 
    tractor, 

    win 
    beer 
    factor 

    Sit 
    dinner 
    on 
    the 
    roof 

    with 
    actual 
    Jewish 
    actors 

    Now 
    they're 
    reel
    ing 
    in 
    the 
    party 

    going 
    at 
    the 
    dawn 

    Circum
    cised 
    and 
    grateful 
    squirrels 

    in 
    the 
    city 
    park 

    Picking 
    fight
    in 
    the 
    bar 

    going 
    vacant 
    rooms 

    Christ
    mas 
    time 
    for 
    the 
    Jew

    Now 
    it's nearly 
    ten 
    -thirty, 

    guess it's 
    time 
    for 
    bed 

    Daily 
    show 
    rerun, 

    dancing 
    in 
    their 
    heads 

    Maybe 
    next 
    year 
    they'll 
    learn 

    how 
    to 
    hold 
    their 
    booze. 

    Christ
    mas 
    time 
    for 
    the 
    Jews! 

    Have 
    some 
    water! 

    Christ
    mas time 
    for 
    the 
    Jews! 

    Don't 
    get 
    sick 
    now! 

    Christmas 
    time 
    for 
    the 
    Jews! 

    Sleep 
    it 
    up, 
    yeah! 

    Christmas 
    time 
    for 
    the 
    Jews! 

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