Come gather all around me
and I'll sing to you a tale
Carmelville who almost went to jail
Now if you pay attention,
I know I'll make you laugh
We never went to steal the sheep,
we went to steal the calf
The old cow, she got angry because we
We couldn't take any chances
so we had to steal the sheep
We caught the woolly animal
and dragged her from her pen
She said goodbye to little lamb
She knew that those dark strangers
In less than half an hour she
Martha, she got angry when she
Said she'd catch the robbers,
Next morning, just at sunrise,
RCMP, a telegram she sent
Mountie got the message and he
Martha, tellin' an awful beat
Last night my sheep was stolen,
by whom I cannot tell I'd like for you to catch them and to drag them back to jail
Well, just a short time later,
about twelve o 'clock that night
We had the sheep a -cookin'
and everyone feelin' tight
The smell of mutton and onions,
no man could ask for more
We chugged a love and a minion
when a bounty walked in the door
He sorry boys, your party,
I really don't want to wreck
I smelled the meat a -cookin' and I
You see the sheep a -stolen
and the thief a -song a -loose
So come right in and join us, sir,
we're havin' a piece a -loose
Well he came right in, he sat right down,
we gave him a piece a -sheep
And this is the finest piece
a -moose I know as I ever eat
Two o 'clock in the mornin'
We'd get snake loaves and a sheep,
swear we'll phone you right away
Said, thanks a lot, dear,
darn fine bunch of crumbs I know you'll keep
If everyone was as good as you,
you wouldn't have lost your sheep
After he left we had the piece we
We might have sold the sheep, boys,
but the mouth he ate the most