Why Can't You
Behave?
How in hell can you be jealous
When you know baby I'm your slave
I'm just mad for you
And I'll always be
But, naturally, if a custom -tailored vet
asked me out for something wet,
when the vet begins to pet,
I'd cry, hooray!
But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion,
yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way.
I en joy a tender pass
by the Boston, Boston Mass.
Louis Pass is middle class
and not Back Bay.
But I'm always true to you,
darling, in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you,
darling, in my way.
There's a madman known as Mac
who is planning to attack.
A mad attack means a Cadillac, okay?
But I'm always true to you,
darling, in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you,
darling, in my way
I could never curl my lip
to a dazzling diamond clip
Though the clip meant let her rip,
I'd not say nay
But I'm always true to you,
darling, in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you,
darling, in my way
There's an oil man known as Tex
Who is keen to give me checks
And his checks, fear,
mean that sex is here to stay
But I'm always true to you,
darling, in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you.
Darling, it's my way.
There's a wealthy Hindu priest,
who's a wolf to say the least.
When the priest goes too far east,
I also stray
But I'm always true to you,
darling, in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you,
darling, in my way
There's Lush from Portland Ore
Who is rich, but such a bore
When the boar falls on the floor,
I let him lay
But I'm always true to you,
darling, in my fashion
Yes, I'm al ways true to you,
darling, in my way
Mr. Harris Pluto Pratt wants
to give my cheek a pat
If the Harris pat means a Paris hat,
baby
Oui, suis tou jours fidèle,
darling, in my way.
From Ohio,
Mr. Thorn calls me up
from night till morn.
Mr. Thorn once cornered corn,
and that ain't hay.
But I'm always true to you,
darling, in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you,
darling, in my way.
Mr. Gable, I mean Clark,
wants me on his boat to park.
If the gable boat means a sable coat,
anchors away
But I'm always true to you,
darling, in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you
Daddy, am I away?