Key: C major•
Verse 1
her groceries
They don't walk her down the aisle
Besides, she is engaged
to some English guy
An earl or something
Ah, Billy, where's the old Crocker
confidence?
You think that t- bag,
he can compete with you?
You think he's got one tiny
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G
fraction of your brains?
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G
Your looks, your, your-
Verse 2
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Dm
At words poetic, I'm so pathetic
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B
A
That I always have found it best
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G
Instead of getting 'em off my chest
Em
C
Dm
G
To let 'em rest unexpressed
C
Dm
D
I hate parading my ser enading
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Am
B
As I'll probably miss a bar
Em
C
Em
D
But if this ditty is not so pretty
Verse 3
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G
C
You're the top, you're the Coliseum
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Am
You're the top,
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E
F
you're the louver museum
Dm
G
You're a melody from a
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G
Am
symphony by strauss
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A
G
C
You're Mickey Mouse
You're the Nile,
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C
you're the Tower of Pisa
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Am
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Dm
You're the smile on
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F
the Mona Lisa
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Dm
I'm a worthless check,
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Faug
A
D
a total wreck, a flop
Dm
C
F
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
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B
you're the top
Verse 4
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F#m
Your words poetic are not pathetic
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E
D#
G#m
C#
On the other hand, babe, you shine
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F#m
A
And I can feel after every line
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G#m
E
F#m
B
A thrill di vine down my spine
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F#m
Now gifted humans like Vin
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A
cent Yeomans
E
C#m
D#
Might think that your song is bad
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C#m
But I got a notion,
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F#
I'll second the motion
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E
And this is what I'm going to add
Verse 5
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E
B
you're Mahatma Gandhi
You're the top,
C#m
A
D#dim
G#
A
you're Napoleon Brandy
F#m
B
You're the purple light of a sum
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B
C#m
mer night in Spain
D#
G#m
You're the National Gallery,
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F#
you're Garbo's salary
B
C#
F#m
B
E
You're cellophane
You're sublime,
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E
you're a turkey dinner
B
C#m
You're the time,
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E
F#m
E
A
of the Derby winter
F#m
G#m
A
I'm a toy balloon that
F#m
E
A
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
you're the top
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Dm
G
Verse 6
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G
you're an arrow collar
C
Am
You're the top,
A
F#dim
E
F
you're a Coolidge dollar
Dm
G
You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred
Am
A
Am
A
Em
E
A
Astaire
B
Em
You're an O'Neill drama (you're Whist
D
You're camembert
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Dm
G
Verse 7
C
You're a rose,
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C
G
F
C
you're Inferno's Dante
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Gm
C
You're the nose on the great Durante
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Dm
Em
F
A
I'm just in the way as the French would say,
Dm
C
F
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
Interlude 1
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F#
C#
G#m
E
F
D#m
F#
A#m
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Dm
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F#
G#
B
E
Verse 8
B
E
you're a dance in Bali
B
C#m
You're the top,
E
A
D#dim
G#
G#m
D#dim
you're a hot ta male
A
F#m
B
A
You're an angel, you simply too,
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C#m
too, too divine
D#
G#m
You're a Bot ticelli
(you're Keats)
F#
B
E
You're shelly, you're Ovaltine
You're a boom,
B
E
you're the dam at boulder
B
A
E
You're the moon over Mae
F#m
G#m
E
A
F#m
I'm a nominee of the
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F#
G.O.P (or GOP)
F#m
E
A
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
you're the top
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Dm
G
Verse 9
C
You're the top,
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Dm
G
C
you're a Waldorf salad
E
F
you're a Berlin ballad
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Dm
G
Am
the sleepy Zuider Zee
(you're Lady Astor)
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G
You're broccoli,
C
A
you're romance
Dm
G
You're the steppes of Russia
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Am
C
F
You're the pants on a Roxy usher
Dm
C
I'm a broken doll,
F
A
D
a fol- de- rol, a blop
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D
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
Outro 1
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Dm
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