You Naive Americans
You Naive Americans

You Naive Americans easy guitar chords by Steve Martin

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Fret 1

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  • C

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  • C

    • Verse 1
    You're 
    a 
    great audience, 

    can I tell you that, 
    okay? 

    You are! 

    But 
    can I tell you 
    something else, 
    too? 

    You 

    Americans 
    are so 
    naïve. 

    You have 
    so many 
    naïve 

    and simple 
    ways. 

    Well, like 
    when you break 
    up with a girl. 

    It's a 
    big deal. 

    But 
    where I'm from, 

    we have 
    a very simple 
    and 
    mature 
    way 
    of doing 
    it. 

    You 
    just 
    walk up to the 
    girl and you say, 

    I break with 
    thee, I 
    break with 
    thee, I 
    break 

    with 
    thee, and 
    then you 
    throw dog poop on 

    her shoes." 

    Then my brother 
    and 

    I, 
    we go to 
    the crazy swinging 
    singles 
    bar, 

    and 
    we look 
    for the 

    with 
    a dog 
    poop on 
    their shoes. 

    I 
    noticed you 
    have a little 
    dog poop 

    on your shoes. 

    You know, 
    many 
    people come 

    to me and they 
    say, 

    hey, 
    what 
    kind of 
    girl is it 

    you want 
    to meet? 

    Well, 
    I just want to 
    meet a girl with 

    a head on her shoulders. 

    I hate neck
    s. 

    That way, 
    when we go to a fancy 
    restaurant and 
    I walk in with her, 


    Abrahead turns. 

    Except 
    her, 
    she has 
    no neck. 

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