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You Naive Americans chords by
Steve Martin
Steve Martin

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Verse 1
G

You're a great audience,

can I tell you that, okay?

You are!

But can I tell you something else, too?

You
F
G

Americans are so naïve.
C
G

You have so many naïve
F

and simple ways.
G

Well, like when you break up with a girl.
F
G

It's a big deal.
C

But where I'm from,
G

we have a very simple and mature way of doing it.

You just walk up to the girl and you say,

I break with thee, I break with thee, I break

with thee, and then you throw dog poop on

her shoes."

Then my brother and

I, we go to the crazy swinging singles bar,

and we look for the

with a dog poop on their shoes.

I noticed you have a little dog poop

on your shoes.

You know, many people come

to me and they say,
F

hey, what kind of girl is it
G

you want to meet?

Well, I just want to meet a girl with

a head on her shoulders.
F
G

I hate necks.

That way, when we go to a fancy restaurant and I walk in with her,


Abrahead turns.

Except her, she has no neck.

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