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What I Ate chords by 
David Shrigley
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Verse 1
D
On Monday morning,
I got up at 8 am.
For my breakfast,
C
D
Em
D
I had 500 hard boiled
B
D
eggs and a cup of tea.
Bm
D
C
For lunch, I had an old car tire
Em
D
and a bucket of frogs
And a carton of ribena.
B
F#m
C#m
D
For dinner, I had a jar of anti- ageing cream
C#
B
and two meters of electric flex.
Verse 2
D
C#m
D
On Tuesday I got up at 8 am.
For my breakfast,
C#m
I had a plastic ruler
C#
and next door's dog.
C
For lunch,
I had 53 pounds of Guinness
D
Ebm
and then
D
I went home early and went to bed.
C
On
Verse 3
Wednesday I got up at 3 pm.
D
For breakfast I had bacon and eggs,
C
Two cups of tea and some holiday brochures.
D
I didn't have any lunch,
C
D
C
E
because it was too late.
For dinner,
I ate my briefcase and
D
all of my wife's clothing.
Verse 4
B
D
On Thursday I got up at 8 am.
For breakfast,
I had a bottle of washing up liquid
C#
C#m
And a car stereo.
D
B
For lunch, I had the plumbing from
D
And on- suite bathroom
and two cups of tea.
B
C#
For dinner, I ate some important documents,
D
C#
D
A ski jacket, a staple
gun, a pair of shoes,
C#
C
A packet of biscuits and some ice- cream.
D
On Friday I got up early, because
Verse 5
C
I had a doctor's appointment,
C#
D
C
D
so I didn't have
C
D
Time for breakfast.
For lunch, I had a Cornish
C
C#m
D
pasty and a cup of tea.
For dinner, I ate all of
C
the plants in our garden
E
C
And a con
Verse 6
D
crete paving slammer.
On saturday I got up at 8 am.
I have to work on Saturdays.
For breakfast, I had a bottle of muesli,
But I barfed it up on my
C
trousers.
For lunch I ate the trousers
D
that I have barfed up on
C#m
D
And then I went to the barber's
and got shaved bold
And I ate all my hair on the way
back to the office.
Verse 7
C#m
B
D
C
D
For dinner, I ate an
C
electrik drill
D
C
D
and some coleslaw.
C
D
C#m
On Sunday I got up at 9 am.
C
D
I went to church without having
any breakfast.
E
For lunch, I ate a large grave stone
B
E
and some grass.
C#m
D
C#m
In the evening, I went out for
C
C#m
dinner with my wife
And I had scampi and she
C
had lasagna.
D
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