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These Few Presidents chords by 
Why?
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Intro 1
C
Em
C
Em
C
Em
C
Em
C
Verse 1
G
At your house
D
The smell of our still- living
human bodies and oven gas
C
You pray to nothing out loud
G
Em
Two first names and an
ampersand
C
Embroidered proudly on
a kitchen towel
Verse 2
G
D
You're a beautiful and violent work
C
G
D
With the skinny neck of a Chinese bird
G
D
In a fading ancient painting
Em
C
And if you're in heaven waiting
G
You made it there fighting
D
The tightest kite string
C
D
In a bad storm with lightning
Verse 3
Em
G
And now these few presidents
C
Em
Frowning in my pocket
C
Bm
D
Can persuade no god
C
Bm
D
To let me let you talk, oh
Em
G
These few presidents
C
Em
Frowning in my pocket
C
Bm
D
Can persuade no god
C
Bm
D
G
To let me let you off
Verse 4
G
Even though I haven't
D
seen you in years
C
D
Yours is a funeral I'd fly to
Em
from anywhere
D
C
Verse 5
G
D
I thought I had a pebble in my sock
Em
C
I pulled it off and shook
out a wasp
G
It stumbled out lost
A
D
And without a pause
Em
Unstung as I was
C
Still I stomped it
Verse 6
Em
I thought,
G
C
there is no my paved street worthy
Em
C
Of your perfect Scandinavian feet
Em
Wha, wha, wha,
C
Em
my crooked Chinese fingers groped
C
The machinery of your throat
Verse 7
A
D
Em
G
And now these few presidents
C
Em
Frowning in my pocket
C
Bm
D
Can persuade no god
C
Bm
D
To let me let you talk, oh
Em
G
These few presidents
C
Em
Frowning in my pocket
C
Bm
D
Can persuade no god
C
Bm
D
To let me let you off
Verse 8
G
Even though I haven't
D
seen you in years
C
D
Yours is a funeral I'd fly
C
to from anywhere
Outro 1
Em
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