There's a Platypus Controlling Me

There's a Platypus Controlling Me easy guitar chords by Phineas And Ferb And Dr. Doofenshmirtz

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Fret 1

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  • Em

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  • Intro 1


    Dad? 

    Oh, 
    hi, 
    Vanessa! 

    Verse 1
    Dad, 
    what 
    are 
    you 
    doing? 

    Verse 2
    Well I'll 
    be 
    honest 

    don't 
    really 
    understand 

    But 
    I fell 
    down 
    this 
    hill 
    and 

    got 
    glue 
    on 
    my 
    hands 

    Now I 
    got 
    records 
    on 
    my 
    fingers 

    Verse 3
    What? 

    Records 
    on my 
    fingers 

    got 
    records 
    on 
    my 
    fingers 

    and 
    just 
    can't 
    stop 

    Verse 4
    Don't 
    stop 

    Verse 5
    I can't 
    stop 
    got 
    a platypus 

    Verse 6
    controlling 
    me 

    What? 

    got 
    platypus 
    controlling 
    me 

    Now 
    let 
    me 
    sum 
    it 
    up 

    It 
    was 
    a strange 
    set 
    of 
    circumstances 

    Verse 7
    Strange 
    set 
    of 
    circumstances? 

    Verse 8
    I fell down 
    the 
    hill, 
    I got 

    glue 
    on 
    my 
    hands 
    now 
    I got 
    records 
    on my 
    fingers 

    And 
    just 
    can't 
    stop 

    Verse 9
    Don't 
    stop, 
    don't 
    stop 

    Verse 10
    Well 
    would 
    if 
    was 
    able 

    There's 
    a platypus 
    controlling 
    me 

    he's 
    underneath 
    the table 

    Verse 11
    There's 
    platypus 
    controlling 
    him? 
    What? 

    Oh 
    Verse 12
    get 
    it, 
    platypus 
    is 
    a metaphor 
    for 

    whatever 
    is 
    keeping 
    you 
    down 

    Verse 13
    Corporations 
    are 
    a platypus 

    The 
    government's 
    platypus 

    Your 
    teacher 
    is 
    platypus 

    Verse 14
    My 
    teacher 
    is 
    a panda 

    Verse 15
    Society's 
    platypus 

    My 
    parents 
    are 
    platypus 

    The 
    media's 
    platypus 

    It's 
    all 
    just 
    propaganda 

    We've 
    all 
    got 
    platypus 
    con
    trolling 
    us 

    Verse 16
    No 
    just 
    me 

    We've 
    all 
    got 
    platypus 
    controlling 
    us 

    I'd 
    stop 
    if 
    I was 
    able 

    We've 
    all 
    Verse 17
    got 
    platypus 

    controlling 
    us 

    Verse 18
    I'm not 
    speaking 
    metaphorically 

    The 
    platypus 
    controlling 
    me 
    is 

    underneath 
    the table 

    Oh wait, 
    no, 
    he's 
    gone! 

    Hey! 
    There's 
    no 
    platypus 

    controlling 
    me 

    There's 
    no 
    platypus 
    con

    trolling 
    me! 

    (Cheers) 


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