Key: G major•
Verse 1
C
G
C
Do you recall the other night
That I distinctly said you might serve
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C
As my escort at the next town fair?
who I must invite in place of you
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D
beyond com pare
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G
That Frenchman's power
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Dm
is more tremendous
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Bdim
Dm
And when a man is that stupendous
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Ebdim
G
C
He, by right, shall take me to the fair.
let me tilt with him and smite him.
Don't refuse me so abruptly, I implore.
G
D
G
Oh, give me the opportunity to fight him,
F
G
And Gaul will be divided once more.
You will bash and thrash him?
I'll smash and mash him.
You'll give him trouble?
He will be rubble.
A mighty whack!
His skull will crack!
C
F
Well, then you may take me to the fair
Dm
G
C
If you do the things you promise
In fact, my heart would break
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Dm
G
C
Should you not take me to the fair
G
C#
Bbm
I have some rather painful news
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Ab
who's to be beside me at
but as tradition it should
go
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D
To the unquestioned champion in the hall.
G
F
And I'm convinced that
splendid Frenchman
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G
Can easily conquer one and all.
D
G
Baug
G
C
He should sit beside me at the ball.
E
I beg of you, 'am, withhold your invitation.
Bdim
E
I swear to you this challenge will be met.
D
G
up the operation,
I'll serve him to your highness,
en brochette.
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You'll pierce right through him?
C#m
C#
Dm
G
I'll barbeque him.
Dm
D
A wicked thrust?
E
G
It will be dust to dust.
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G
From fore to aft?
He'll feel a draught.
E
Dm
G
Well then, you may
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F
sit by me at the ball,
Dm
G
Baug
Cm
C
if you devourish him in battle.
In fact, I know I'd cry,
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Dm
C
G
C
A
were you not by me at the ball.
guide me to London
on the day that I go up to
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D
judge the cattle show?
there must be someone at my side
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A
from beast and foe.
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C
F
Fdim
F
So when I choose whom I prefer go,
Dm
D
G
I take the strongest knight I know,
Am
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D
Ebdim
G
ergo he should take me to the cattle show.
C
E
Your Majesty can't believe this
blustering prattle.
Dm
E
Let him prove it with a sword or lance instead.
G
I promise you, when I've done this gory battle,
His shoulders will be lonesome
for his head.
You'll disconnect him?
I'll vivisect him.
You'll open wide him?
I'll subdivide him.
Oh, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.
C
F
Then you may guide me to the show,
Dm
G
Cm
if you can carry out your pro gram.
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Dm
G
C
should you not guide me to the show.
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F
C
Milady, we shall put an end
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Dm
C
to that gallic bag of noise and murmur.
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C
When we do all that we intend to,
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D
you'll be a plate of French order.
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C
F
I do applaud your noble goals,
Dm
G
Cm
C
now let us see if you achieve them,
and if you do,
C
G
C
and take me to the ball.
C
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG C F C#dim D...
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