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The Aftertaste Of Paradise chords by 
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
N/A•
Intro 1
F#
C
Verse 1
F#
Look, top of the world.
He'd started talking to himself.
His ma was dead.
The first sign of madness,
C
talking to yourself.
Alarm bells should
have been going off in his head.
F
F#
As clear as crystal he ignored the
SOS, gave a little whistle and
made his last request.
C
He tuned into his local commercial radio station and
F
C
listened to the spokesman for his generation,
F#
Who said, put your hands in the air,
C
like you just don't care.
F#
Put your hands in the air,
like you just don't care,
About anything or anybody
A
C
About love, hate, cruelty or pain
About football or music, the sun,
the wind and the rain
F#
It's the aftertaste of paradise
It doesn't pay to advertise
Pop wine and a two -part
pack of lies
Scintillating, trivialized
C
Television fairytale
Like
Neverland with pumpkin tails
All the trimmings and nothing else
Top boots instead of arse and wells
F#
We owe you nothing, state of ours
Probably worth a ton for twelve
Never mind the quality, fail yourself
Slipping into mental health
F#m
C
I thank the
Lord that I was blessed
With more than my share of bitchiness
Cos everything is specious
I'm done with mirrors and camera tricks
F
Miles and miles of cheesy smiles
Am
In churches and cathedrals
G
One beat the code and
he'd eat a child and put
D
Dm
F
An end to evil, it's elementary
My dear
Am
Watson, from the pistol and the smoke
The
G
Jetson and the
Watson
D
Dm
C
F#
I'm a victim, I'm a fool, stupid joke
He turns off his radio,
looks at his newspaper
C
He's thought about truth,
he's thought about lies
And he's thought about...
F#
All accounts and paper plates
Homes and boats and shipwrecks
Fascist bully boys and girls from
the ashes of a poisoned world
C
Oh, then use that spittagress if it
flies and penance are guiding
Tits and arse blink like the birch and
take the children up to church
F
Miles and miles of cheesy smiles
Am
in churches and cathedrals
G
One feed the cold and needy,
drought and flood
D
Dm
An end to evil, it's elementary,
F
my dear
Watson
Am
From the pistol and the smoke
The
G
Jetson and the
D
Bronson are the victims
Dm
C
I'm a cruel, stupid joke
you
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