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Sod In The Seed chords by 
Why?
N/A•
Verse 1
D
His hooves in dirt pound
G
And eat up ground
Bm
He cannot remain bound
D
When the trumpets sound
Bm
Let's review some recent facts
D
Bm
I make decent cash, I'm a minor star
A
And we can't last if she
don't drive a hybrid car
F#m
I scribble vapid raps
on your flyer backs
G
The word is I purchased
a refurbished Mac G4
Bm
Pull up to critical mass in
a gas- guzzling Ford
A
Just to ask you when next your
rock outfit performs
F#m
Before you tell me the fact,
I'm down the road yelling back
G
Please post it on the Whole
Foods bulletin board
Bm
I'd earn a lick of respect
in slum art for sure
A
But I threw out my lumbar
picking up checks
D
F#m
I'm so numb, Lord, yes,
despite how I'm blessed
G
I'm destined to end up
a slum lord depressed
Bm
Come by, poorly dressed,
your address on the first
A
Hum something under my breath that
half resembles some words
F#m
And like a bird in a suit
cut for a brutish bear
G
Back out of there bowing
D
G
like a Jew in prayer
D
G
Bm
D
I'll never shirk this first world curse
G
A steady hurt and a sturdy
Bm
G
D
purse
Bm
A small dark bard,
I'll give an inch to start
A
Then leave you home dreaming
of the whole nine yards
F#m
Leave you home dreaming,
believing that you'd seen me
G
D
Loose skin breathing like a cathed
G
ral at evening
Bm
Screaming like a demon in
the Garden of Eden
A
Missing what parts that a
stork in its beak brings
F#m
But even what an evil man
thinks is really pink
G
And on his insides,
doesn't mean you shouldn't pull his card out
Bm
So what if a man blinks in Morse code while he
A
sings if he sings his heart out?
Everybody's gotta get paid
F#m
I'd say "far out, no way"
Frankly, I'd be amazed
G
But a patriot would save the day
Make the hitch, help C.I.A
Bm
What's bad, what's good
A
A complicated man is misunderstood,
even to himself
F#m
Acutely unaware what's in
a shallow breath of air
Bm
G
And long exhale of something else
D
G
Bm
D
G
Bm
D
Bm
F#m
Two sips, instant drip, Sanka mud
A
New corpus publicist, thanks ya bud
F#m
As hundred bucks worth
of wordy blogger thugs
D
G
Come forth forthwith to
D
G
four seasons aflood
Bm
To morbidly orbit your toilet like
A
hornets abuzz
F#m
A
Forming above like buzzards in love
F#m
When you first wake up,
spitting sick from the gut
G
And shitting black blood at six
Bm
Then you wonder why I'm high up,
sitting, yup
The blundering braggart
A
From a covered wagon spitting
under the vagrants in gutters
F#m
What, does it make me evil?
Am I a feeble deranged fuck?
G
Cause Jesus would and I would not
drive the needle exchange truck?
Bm
Well if I'm out of luck,
I'm still pitching notes through this throat
A
Pissing fears and hopes through
the ears of folks listening
F#m
No matter what,
batter up enough of this nonsense
G
You can gather up the contents of the
A
catcher's cup and suck
Bm
You kneel and squint your eyes and cup
your hands against the window
A
Just to see who rides,
to get a glimpse inside the limo
F#m
Have some self- respect and
exercise some tact
G
While I supply the info that you lack
Bm
One must pay the frat fee to enjoy
the fat- free snacks
A
Strippers, roofies, and six- packs,
and groupies with big breasts
F#m
Sending out mass texts asking who's next
G
To get his lance waxed in
the wickedest sex acts
Bm
Step back from the stretch,
mack, and mind the gap
A
With all due respect sir,
there's a limited cap
F#m
You'll need a ticket to kick it in the back
G
Of this rented, tinted- out black Cadillac
Bm
But I can tell by your polo slacks,
Sebagos, and blank stare
A
You're good for the total package
and game to be back there
F#m
But who am I to judge a man's
heart by his yacht wear?
G
And it scares me to death, yes,
D
G
Bm
D
G
that I'm starting to not care
D
Good and evil's often
neither strength or flaw
But sod in the seed of what you are
A filthy silt stashed in a white silk sash
Or a doula dove smashed
in an airplane crash
D
G
You'll never shirk this
Bm
G
D
first world curse
G
Bm
G
D
A steady hurt and a sturdy purse
A steady hurt and a sturdy purse
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