Oh men!
Oh men!

Oh men! easy guitar chords by Aidan Moffat

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    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    Oh 
    men, 
    what 
    are 
    we 

    like? 

    Why 
    can't 
    we 
    just 
    stop 
    gazing? 

    Why 
    must 
    we 
    always 
    ogle? 

    What 
    makes 
    them so 
    amaz
    ing? 

    Some
    times 
    it's 
    just 
    a 
    bosom, 

    Sometimes 
    it's 
    just 
    a 
    wiggle, 

    Some
    times 
    it's 
    just 
    the rump 

    Or 
    just 
    the jeans 
    or 
    just 
    the jiggle, 

    Be 
    they school
    girl, 
    be 
    they 
    teacher, 

    Be 
    they 
    housewife, 
    be 
    they 
    hussy, 

    Be 
    they schol
    ar, be 
    they 
    halfwit - 

    Face 
    it, boys, 
    we're 
    just 
    not 
    fussy! 


    Verse 2
    Now, 
    I 
    don't 
    think 
    we're 
    all 
    the same, 

    But 
    I think 
    there's 
    few 
    ex
    ceptions 
    - 

    Yes, 
    we 
    all 
    love 
    to 
    lech, 

    We're 
    all slaves 
    to 
    our 
    erec
    tions. 

    And 
    they say 
    we 
    don't 
    grow 
    up, 

    That 
    we 
    all 
    just 
    need 
    our 
    mothers, 


    And they've 
    maybe 
    got 
    a 
    point, 

    But 
    listen 
    to 
    me, 
    brothers: 

    We can claim 
    it's 
    just 
    our 
    nature, 

    We can 
    swear 
    it's 
    just 
    our 
    way, 

    But 
    that's 
    a modern 
    myth, 

    It's 
    just 
    the 
    easy 
    thing 
    to 
    say, 

    Because 
    Mother 
    Nature 

    says 
    that 
    women 

    Should 
    find 
    the 
    fittest 
    donor 
    - 

    Yes, 
    they should 
    sleep 
    around 

    And 
    Man 
    should 
    be 
    the loner! 
    And 

    women 
    once 
    were worshipped 

    Until 
    Christians 
    crashed 
    the scene 

    And 
    said, 
    'Your 
    place 
    is 
    in 
    the 
    home 

    And 
    your 
    pleasure 
    is 
    obscene!' 

    So 
    don't 
    mistake 
    your 
    woman 

    For 
    your plaything 
    or your 
    prey, 

    Because 
    she'll 
    probably 
    outshine 
    you 

    In 
    almost 
    every 
    way. 

    Yes, 
    you 
    can 
    do 
    your 
    Verse 3
    cleaning 

    And 
    you 
    can 
    do 
    your 
    cooking: 

    Give the ladies 
    some 

    respect 
    - 

    But there's still 
    no 
    harm 
    in 
    look

    ing! 


    Verse 4
    My 
    love, 
    what 
    am 
    I 
    like? 

    You should 
    be 
    all 
    I need 
    - 

    I'm 
    yours 
    until 
    I 
    die, 

    I'm 
    in 
    love 
    with 
    you, 
    in
    deed. 

    We 
    don't 
    see 
    eye 
    to 
    eye, 

    Not 
    every 
    day 
    is 
    sunny 

    (In
    fact 
    I'm 
    certain 

    when you 
    hear 
    this, 

    You'll 
    think 
    it's 
    pretty 
    funny). 

    So, 
    to 
    ask 
    a stupid 
    question: 

    Could 
    I love 
    you more? 
    Not 
    much, 

    And 
    even 
    though 
    I'm 
    looking, 

    I swear 
    I 
    could 
    never 
    touch. 

    My 
    heart 
    and 
    hands 
    are 
    yours, 

    Just 
    let 
    me 
    keep 
    my 
    eyes 

    And 
    I'll rip 
    them 
    out myself 

    Should 
    infidelity 
    arise! 


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