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Nothing Ever Happens chords by 
Anne Haigis
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Verse 1
G
Most of his clerks put up signs
Em
saying possession closed
G
And secretaries turn up typewriters
Em
and put on their coat
C
G
And janitors padlocked the gate
D
for security spots of patrol
C
Em
And bachelors phone up
G
their friends for a drink
D
While the married ones
C
turn on a chat show
G
C
And they all feel lonely tonight
G
C
G
and lonely tomorrow
Gentlemen, time please,
Em
you know we can't serve anymore
G
The traffic light change to stop
Em
when there's nothing to go
C
G
And by five o 'clock everything's dead
D
C
and every third car there's a cab
G
And ignorant people sleep in their beds
D
like the dope white mice
C
in the college lab
G
C
And nothing ever happens,
G
C
nothing happens at all
Em
C
The needle returns to the start of the song
D
C
and we all sing along like before
G
And we'll all be lonely tonight
C
G
C
G
and lonely tomorrow
Telephone exchanges click
Em
while there's nobody there
D
G
The martians could land in the car park
Em
and no one would care
C
Low -circuit cameras in
G
department stores
D
shoot the same movie every day
C
And the stars of this film
G
snipe the dyno bit killed
D
to survive constant action
C
G
Am
replay
D
G
C
An d nothing ever happens
G
C
Nothing happens at all
Em
The needle reaches to the
C
sound of the song
D
C
And we all sing along like before
G
And we'll all be lonely tonight
C
G
A
And lonely tomorrow
Em
A
Em
G
A
G
A
D
G
And billboarding advertised products
Em
that nobody needs
D
G
While angry from Manchester
writes a complaint
Em
about all the repeats on TV
C
G
Come to the journal, wrapped in some rain
D
C
For the value of copper and tin
While American businessmen
G
snap up on crops
D
For the price of a hospital
C
G
Am
wing
Dsus4
G
C
An d nothing ever happens
G
C
Nothing happens at all
Em
C
The needle returns to the start of the song
D
C
And we all sing along like before
G
C
And nothing ever happens
G
C
Nothing happens at all
Em
They'll burn down the synagogues
C
at six o 'clock
D
C
And we all go along like before
G
And we'll all be lonely tonight
C
G
C
G
And lonely tomorrow
And we'll all be lonely tonight
C
G
C
And lonely tomorrow
G
And we all be lonely tonight
C
G
And lonely tomorrow
C
G
And we all be lonely tonight
G
D
And lonely tomorrow
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