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Nobody Makes A Pass At Me chords by 
Barbra Streisand 
N/A•
Verse 1
D
E
Asus4
Em
D
I want
Bm
E
A
men that I can please
Bm
E
Em
A
That I can squeeze, that I can tease
D
G
Bm
Bbdim
Two or three or four or more
Bm
Em
A
What are those fools waiting for?
Bm
Abdim
A
I want love and I want kissing
Bm
Em
I want more of what I'm missing
D
Verse 2
G
Nobody comes knocking
Bm
Gm
at my front door
F#
D
G
What do they think my
knocker's for?
Bbdim
D
If they don't come soon,
Bm
G
Em
E
there won't be any more!
A
What can the matter be?
Verse 3
D
Abdim
Fdim
I wash my clothes with Lux,
Em
A
my etiquette's the best
D
Fdim
I spend my hard- earned bucks,
Em
A
on just what the ads suggest
D
G
Gm
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
D
Em
D
Nobody makes a pass at me
A
I'm
Verse 4
D
Fdim
full of Kellogg's Bran,
Em
A
I eat grape nuts on the sly
D
Bm
Fdim
The date is on the can
Em
A
of cof fee that I buy
D
G
Gm
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
Edim
D
Em
D
Nobody makes a pass at me!
Verse 5
G
F#
Bm
B
Oh, Beatrice Fair- fax,
Em
Bm
Em
give me the bare facts
D
Ebdim
D
Em
How do you make them fall?
G
Bm
If you don't save me,
Em
the things the Lord gave me
E
Bm
E
A
Never will be any use to
Em
A
me at all
Verse 6
D
Fdim
I sprinkle on a dash,
Em
A
of "Fragrance de Amour"
D
Fdim
The ads say, "Makes Men Rash"
Em
A
But I guess their smell is poor
D
G
Gm
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
D
Em
D
Nobody makes a pass at me
A
I
Verse 7
Bm
use Ovaltine and Listerine,
Em
A
D
Barbasol and Musterole
Bm
Life Buoy soap and Flit,
Em
A
so why ain't I got it?
D
Bm
Em
I use Coca Cola and
A
Marmola
D
Crisco, Lesco, and Mazola
Bm
Ex- lax and Vapex
A
G
So why ain't I got sex?
D
I use
Verse 8
B
F#m
Albolene and Maybellene
B
F#m
Alka Seltzer, Bromo Seltzer
B
F#
Odorono and Sensation
F#m
Cdim
So why ain't I
Em
A
got fascin ation?
Bm
My girdles
Verse 9
Fdim
come from the best
Em
A
Times ads say they're chick
D
Fdim
And up above I'm dressed
Em
A
In the brassier of the week
D
Oh, oh dear,
G
Gm
what can the matter be?
D
Em
D
A
Nobody makes a pass at me
Verse 10
D
Fdim
I use Pond's on my skin
Em
A
With rye- crisp I have thinned
D
Fdim
I get my culture in, I began
Em
A
Gone with the wind
D
G
Gm
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
D
Em
D
Nobody makes a pass at me
Verse 11
G
Bm
E
Oh Dor'thy Dix, please,
Em
show me some tricks
D
Eb
D
Em
Please, I want some men to hold
Bm
G
Em
I want attention and things
Bm
I can't mention
E
Bm
And I want them all
E
A
before I get too old
Bm
I use
Verse 12
D
Fdim
Mum ev'ry day an
Em
A
d Angelus Liplure
D
Bm
Fdim
But still men stay away
Em
A
D
Just like I result of 99 and 44
100 percent P.O
G
Gm
What can the matter be?
D
Em
D
D
Nobody makes a pass at me
Abdim
Gm
I don't know, oh, dear
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Chords
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E
Asus4
Em
Bm
A
G
Bbdim
Abdim
Gm
F#
Fdim
Edim
B
Ebdim
F#m
Cdim
Eb
Capo: 3
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