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Mother, Muffler, Mozart & The Beatles easy guitar chords by David Meece
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Verse 1
See,
when I was
a kid growing
up, I
used to
be kind of mixed up
about my mom,
you know.
I mean, she
was so sweet and everything,
except when I did something
wrong, you know.
And, uh,
you know what I'm talking about.
I used to get really mixed up because
I watched
TV, you
know,
and mothers on
television never
acted like
real mothers.
You what I'm talking
about?
You
know, on
TV, you know, when
kids do things wrong,
you ever notice?
They never do anything
to them, man.
All they ever say
is,
young
man go to
your room.
Go
to your room.
I don't know about you
guys, but my
mother never
said that to me when
I did something
wrong.
When
I did something
that was
really wrong,
she'd look at me and
say, I
brought you into this
world,
I'll take you
out.
We're talking violence
on
TV,
they never met
my mother, you know
what I mean?
You
ever notice too,
when mothers get really
mad, they don't talk
normal either?
David
Meeks,
do you understand
what I
am trying
to
say to
you?
Are you listening
to
me?
Oh!
Look at
this
room!
Look
at this
room!
I'm looking
at him, I'm looking at
him, I'm looking at
him.
I
got clothes
all over the floor,
but that way I don't get the
carpet dirty.
Watch your
step though, mom.
There's a cat down
there. I know there's
a cat under there somewhere.
That's
my brother
Dwayne.
Come
on out,
Dwayne.
You've been down there three days, man.
See, my brother wasn't
much help either, you know.
He was three years
older
than I was,
and
he's the one that corrupted
me.
You see, my mother
had a lot of rules around
the house,
you know, and you
just didn't break those things,
you know, unless
you wanted to be
turned back to dust or
something and
I'd be
real careful you know.
Well he and
I
had an agreement going
where he wouldn't tell on me if
I wouldn't tell on him you
know
when we did something wrong
you know.
We figured we'd both live
longer
that way.
You see one of those rules
my mom had to do
with the kind of music you
listen
to.
See my
mother didn't want anything but classical
music in
the
house.
She didn't want any
of that rock stuff
or that beat.
not gonna have that in my
house.
Not
gonna have any of that country western
garbage either.
For years I
thought that was
the name of the music,
Country
Western
Garbage,
you know.
A guy said
he liked country western music.
I said, oh, you like
garbage, oh.
Got my
jaw handed to me.
Now, we didn't
even have any religious
records
in the house
or gospel music, you know,
unless it was written by
Bach,
Brahms, or
Beethoven,
and I couldn't
really get
into that.
You know, it was all
in
German, you know.
Ach,
Striefe,
Streich.
Sounded like somebody with
sinus trouble to
me.
I
was in there practicing
the piano one time,
and I
saw my brother
Dwayne coming
in the
house.
You see, there's
something about
Dwayne you've got to realize.
My
brother
Dwayne never
came in
the side door of the house
unless he was smuggling
something
in.
He shouldn't, you know.
Did
you know
that he
had in
his possession
a
Beatle record?
I
said, man,
do
you want
to die?
He took me
into the back room and he played me
some of it.
And I've got to kind
of admit, you know, I kind of liked
it too.
You see,
we had a problem
then.
because
we could only play
it when my mother was out of
the house.
Of you could always
tell when my mother left
the house because she
had a bad muffler.
And
we're not just talking your average,
everyday bad
muffler either,
gang.
You we're talking bad
muffler.
You know what I mean?
I
mean, walls
would shake, buildings
would collapse, mothers
would take children
off
the streets.
You we're talking bad
muffler,
okay?
So the way we'd work
our music is very
simple,
you see.
I'd be in there practicing
my
Mozart.
And
I'd
hear my mother
driv
ing off,
you know.
20
years
ago
today,
Sgt.
Pepper
taught the
band
to play,
and
my brother'd
come in,
he'd
say,
is
mama
gone?
I
said, I
wouldn't
be singing
this
if she was
here, ner
d.
So
he said,
why
we sing
together,
know, until
we'd hear her
coming back,
you
know?
Should I say,
what a nice
young man?
Look
at my brother and
say, why can't
you be more
like your little
brother?
there.
And he'd
always say,
I
am.
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