Living on a gas card
Living on a gas card

Living on a gas card easy guitar chords by Tim Wilson

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    • Verse 1
    This 
    goes 
    out 
    to 
    all the 
    sorry 
    individuals 

    who 
    ever 
    got 
    divorced 

    with 
    little 
    or 
    no 
    representation. 

    You 
    threw 
    me 
    out, 

    I've 
    been 
    sleeping 

    in 
    the 
    quick 
    mark 
    parking 
    lot. 

    I 
    got 
    a 
    bag 
    of 
    dog 
    food 
    for 
    a 
    pillow. 

    Camping 
    in 
    the 
    handicap 
    spot. 

    Abdul 
    the 
    cashier 
    ain't 
    sick 
    of 
    me 
    yet. 

    He 
    gives 
    me 
    girly 
    magazines 

    and 
    cigarettes. 

    I'll 
    need 
    enough 
    pickled 
    eggs 

    to 
    start 
    a 
    Dill 
    Chicken 
    Farm. 

    Honey, 
    you 
    got 
    me 
    living 
    on 
    my 
    cash 
    card. 

    I 
    hope 
    you're 
    doing 
    well. 

    Tell 
    my 
    bank 
    account 
    that 
    I 
    said 
    hello 

    and 
    tell 
    your 
    lawyer 
    to 
    go 
    to 
    shell. 

    I'll 
    be 
    the 
    purple 
    tum 
    -bum 

    with 
    the 
    grapes, 
    no 
    cone, 

    and 
    the double 
    -X 
    -ash 

    whoopin' 
    for 
    him 
    to 
    try 
    on. 

    He 
    took 
    my 
    house 
    and 
    my 
    kids, 

    and 
    crap 
    like 
    that 

    I 
    got 
    the 
    Quik 
    Mart 
    card 

    and 
    the 
    Earnhardt 
    hat 

    We 
    were 
    both 
    in 
    court 

    when 
    the 
    di
    vorce 
    judge 
    struck 
    the 
    deal 

    She 
    said 
    if 
    I'd 
    stay 

    a 
    hundred 
    feet 
    away 
    from 
    you 

    You'd 
    pay 
    this 
    cotton 
    -pickin' 

    **** 
    ****ass 
    card 
    bill 

    A 
    hundred 
    dol
    lar 
    credit 
    limit 

    buys 
    a 
    lot 
    of Slim 
    Jims 

    A 
    lot 
    of 
    potted 
    meat 

    and 
    a 
    mess 
    of 
    M 
    &M's 

    But 
    bread 
    and 
    beanie 
    weenies 

    ain't 
    ex
    actly 
    high 
    on 
    the 
    ho
    g 

    Got 
    me 
    livin' 
    on 
    a 
    cotton 
    -pickin' 
    gas 
    card 

    I 
    hope 
    you're 
    doin' 
    fine 

    You 
    get 
    the 
    honey 
    -baked 
    ham 

    on 
    the 
    master 
    charge 

    I 
    get 
    the 
    Thanksgiving 
    pork 
    rinds 

    I'm 
    the 
    heart 
    -broke 
    defender 

    with 
    the 
    quick 
    -mark 
    blues 

    Livin' 
    on 
    Lance 
    crackers 

    and 
    Yoo 
    -Hoo's 

    Don't 
    hang 
    up 
    the 
    phone! 

    Hold 
    on, 
    wait! 

    Double 
    -check 
    the 
    expiration 
    date! 

    Now, 
    Mr. 
    Wilson, 
    are 
    you 
    being 
    sure 

    that 
    this 
    card 
    is 
    still 
    good? 

    Well, 
    Abdul, 
    I 
    practically 
    live 
    here. 

    And 
    since 
    we're 
    getting 

    so 
    all 
    darn 
    technical 

    about 
    identifica
    tion, 

    why 
    don't 
    you 
    break 
    out 
    your 
    passport, 

    you 
    sorry 
    b****? 

    Just 
    ring 
    up 
    the 
    gummy 
    bears, 

    and 
    shut 
    up 
    about 
    it, will 
    ya? 

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