John Willie's Performing Newt
John Willie's Performing Newt

John Willie's Performing Newt easy guitar chords by The Oldham Tinkers

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    • Verse 1
    In 
    a 
    cowboy 
    picture 
    once, 

    I 
    saw an horse 
    get steamed 
    and 
    drunk 

    They 
    say that 
    in 

    America, 

    there's a man who 
    tamed a 
    skunk 

    You 
    can go 
    to the 
    bar, 

    Casablanca 
    or 

    Beirut, 

    Where you'll find out 
    there, 

    as can confer, 

    Where 

    John 

    Willis performing newt. 

    What 
    a 
    belter, 
    what 
    a dancer, 

    Though 
    he couldn't sing 

    the 
    word he's 
    mused, 

    He 
    can dance the 
    slippers off 

    a centipede, 

    John 

    Willis 
    performing 
    newt. 

    A 
    brilliant 
    escapologist, 

    this rare 
    amphibian 
    be
    ing 

    This 
    dreadnought 
    act 
    performs 
    some feats 

    that kings 
    have enjoyed 
    seeing 

    He 
    riddles 
    o 'er a red 
    -hot grate 

    with glowing 
    coals 
    and 
    log
    s on 

    But 
    never once 
    has 
    he singed 
    his feet, 

    he always 
    keeps his 
    clogs on 

    What 
    a belter, 
    what a 
    dancer, 


    Though he couldn't sing 

    a 
    word, he's 
    mused. 

    He 
    can dance the 
    slippers off 

    the centipede, 

    John 

    Willis 
    performing 
    youth. 

    Ca
    dets, 
    they call 
    him beastly 

    Jack, 

    And prefer him 
    to 
    the bull. 

    When he 
    dances 
    to 
    flamenco, 

    hear 
    the deadly 

    Spanish 
    lull 

    As 
    he riddles 
    to 
    the rhythm 
    of 
    the drum, 

    guitar and 
    lute 

    The 
    señoritas 
    they shout, 
    young 

    Willis 
    performing 
    youth 

    What 
    a 
    belter, 
    what 
    a dancer, 

    though 
    he couldn't sing 
    a 
    word, he's 
    mute 

    He 
    can dance the 
    slivers of 
    a centipede 

    John 

    Willey's 
    performing 
    nukes 

    He 
    per
    formed 
    before 

    John 

    Wayne one 
    day 

    You 
    should have seen 
    him boast 

    When 

    Towdy 
    come from 

    Oudham 

    Big 

    John said, 
    the hell 
    he does 

    He 
    should have 
    been born 
    in 

    Texas, 
    such 
    a talented 
    galoot 

    This 
    rootin' 
    tootin' 
    son 
    of a 
    gun, 

    John 

    Willis, 
    perform
    in' 
    newt 

    What 
    a 
    belter, 
    what 
    a dancer, 

    though he 
    couldn't 
    sing the 
    word 
    he's mused 

    He 
    can 
    dance 
    the slippers 

    of the 
    centipede, 

    John 

    Willis, 
    performin' 
    newt 

    What 
    a belter, 
    what 
    a dancer, 

    Though he 
    couldn't 
    sing a 
    word, 

    he's 
    mused, 

    He can 
    dance 
    the slippers 

    off of 
    centipede, 

    John 

    Willis 
    performing 
    new. 

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