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I'm Always Offending My Sensitive Friends chords by 
Anton Barbeau
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Intro 1
C
G
D
F
C
G
D
F
D
F
Verse 1
C
I'm always
G
offending my sensitive friends
D
With my loud linguistics
F
and rat poison pen
C
When I fly through the air
G
on a cheap chandelier
D
Crashing down on the party below
F
D
F
Am
F
What a stupidly great way to go
Am
F
Am
Molly, why don't you
F
Em
love me no more?
Am
F
Am
F
Am
Remember the times
F
Em
we had long before
F
Em
F
Em
F
You with your 11 and me with my spoon
Em
All dressed up like a clown
F
Em
with a big red balloon
F
Em
F
You with your hat,
Em
F
been at me in a thong
Em
F
Doing disco forever,
Em
G
where did we go wrong?
C
G
I'm always defending my sensitive friends
D
For their upright behavior
F
and uncertain ends
C
Although the eyes may be blinking,
G
the light never bends
D
F
Casting doubts on the depth of the soul
D
F
And the flakes never fall from the bowl
Am
F
Am
F
Am
Molly! Why won't
F
Em
you hold me no more?
Am
Remember,
F
Am
F
Am
F
Em
the newspaper spread on the floor
F
Em
F
You with your classifieds,
Em
F
me with my bag
Em
F
Stuffed full of sandwiches,
Em
F
you with the rag
Em
F
Em
Wiping the dust off the keys to the car
F
Em
F
Em
G
Letting your getaway, scraping the jar
A
D
C
You don't say the words
G
F
you used to say
Em
C
D
And so I'm sad
C
I'm always protecting
G
my sensitive friends
D
Tell the ones who don't like me
and that's where it ends
C
The gavel bangs down
The judge says enough
The lawyers all turn into clouds
There's a sign posted, no dogs allowed
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