I'm Always Offending My Sensitive Friends
I'm Always Offending My Sensitive Friends

I'm Always Offending My Sensitive Friends easy guitar chords by Anton Barbeau, The Bevis Frond

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    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    I'm 
    always 

    offending 
    my 
    sensitive 
    friends 

    With 
    my 
    loud 
    linguistics 

    and 
    rat poison 
    pen 

    When 
    I 
    fly 
    through 
    the 
    air 

    on 
    a cheap 
    chandelier 

    Crashing 
    down 
    on 
    the party 
    below 

    What 
    a 
    stupidly 
    great 
    way 
    to go 

    Molly, 
    why 
    don't 
    you 

    love 
    me no 
    more? 

    Remem
    ber 
    the 
    times 

    we had 
    long 
    be
    fore 

    You 
    with 
    your 11 
    and 
    me 
    with 
    my 
    spoon 

    All 
    dressed 
    up 
    like 
    a clown 

    with 
    a big 
    red 
    bal
    loon 

    You 
    with your 
    hat, 

    been 
    at 
    me 
    in 
    a 
    thong 

    Doing 
    dis
    co 
    forever
    , 

    where 
    did 
    we go 
    wrong? 

    I'm 
    always 
    defending 
    my 
    sensitive 
    friends 

    For 
    their 
    upright 
    behavior 

    and 
    un
    certain 
    ends 

    Although 
    the 
    eyes 
    may 
    be blinking, 

    the 
    light 
    never 
    bends 

    Casting 
    doubt
    s 
    on 
    the 
    depth 
    of 
    the soul 

    And 
    the 
    flakes 
    never 
    fall 
    from 
    the bowl 

    Molly! 
    Why 
    won't 

    you hold 
    me no 
    more? 

    Re
    member, 

    the 
    newspaper 
    spread 
    on 
    the floor 

    You 
    with your 
    clas
    sifieds, 

    me 
    with my 
    bag 

    Stuffed 
    full 
    of sand
    wiches, 

    you 
    with 
    the 
    rag 

    Wip
    ing 
    the 
    dust 
    off 
    the key
    s 
    to 
    the car 

    Let
    ting 
    your 
    getaway, 
    scraping 
    the 
    jar 

    You 
    don't 
    say 
    the 
    words 

    you 
    used 
    to 
    say 

    And 
    so 
    I'm 
    sad 

    I'm 
    always 
    protecting 

    my 
    sensitive 
    friends 

    Tell 
    the ones 
    who 
    don't 
    like 
    me 

    An
    d that's 
    where 
    it ends 

    The 
    gavel 
    bangs 
    down 

    The 
    judge 
    says enough 

    The 
    lawyers 
    all 
    turn 
    into 
    clouds 

    There's 
    a sign 
    posted, 
    no 
    dogs 
    allowed 

    Oh, 
    oh 

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