hoist up the thing

hoist up the thing easy guitar chords by The Longest Johns

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Guitar
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Capo
  • D

  • Asus4

  • A

  • G

  • Bb

  • Gm

    3
  • F

  • Bm

    2
  • F#m

    2
  • D

  • Asus4

  • A

  • G

  • Bb

  • Gm

    3
  • F

  • Bm

    2
  • F#m

    2
  • Intro 1
    D
    Asus4
    A
    D

    Asus4
    D

    Verse 1

    Fresh out of college

    with grades straight from Hell

    I browsed for a trade at which
    A
    D

    I could excel
    G

    An ad for a ship in need of some
    D

    manning

    Men, sails, and purpose,

    but lacking a captain
    G
    What luck,
    Verse 2
    D

    says I, to find such good fortune
    A

    A few white lies later,
    D

    I ran down the pier
    G

    Bought me a coat and a
    D

    cutlass or two
    A

    Jumped on the deck,
    Asus4
    A

    and I yelled at the crew
    Verse 3
    G
    D

    Hoist up the thing! Batten down

    the whatsit!
    A

    What's that thing spinning?
    D

    Somebody should stop it!
    G

    Turn hard to port! (That's not
    D

    port?) Now I've got it!
    A
    D

    Trust me, I'm in control!
    Asus4
    Verse 4

    D

    I can't sing the shanties,
    G
    D

    it has to be said

    And all of that grog just goes
    A

    right to my head
    D

    Whale meat is gross,

    and I miss a girl's laugh

    Five weeks at sea,
    A

    even Dave seems a catch!
    G
    Hoist up the thing!
    Verse 5
    D

    Batten down

    the whatsit!
    A

    What's that thing spinning?
    D

    Somebody should stop it!
    G

    Turn hard to port! (That's not
    D

    port?) Now I've got it!
    A
    D

    Trust me, I'm in control!
    Verse 6
    D

    We've hit icy waters, no land to be seen

    The food's getting low,

    and the beer has gone green
    Bb

    There's murmurs
    Gm

    of discontent under the deck
    F
    Asus4
    A

    If I don't act fast, it could be my neck!
    D
    So pull up the charts and those
    Verse 7
    D


    weird gold machines

    I see what it says,but no
    A

    clue what it means!
    D

    Just pull on some levers

    and yank on some chains

    Feign a bad back til' we've
    A
    Asus4
    A

    landed again
    Verse 8
    G
    D

    Hoist up the thing! Batten down

    the whatsit!
    A

    What's that thing spinning?
    D

    Somebody should stop it!
    G

    Turn hard to port! (That's not
    D

    port) Now I've got it!
    A
    D

    Trust me, I'm in control!
    Verse 9
    G
    D

    Hoist up the thing! Batten down

    the whatsit!
    A

    What's that thing spinning?
    D

    Somebody should stop it!
    G

    Turn hard to port! (That's not
    D

    port?) Now I've got it!
    A
    D

    Trust me, I'm in control! Come on
    Verse 10
    G
    D

    Hoist up the thing! Batten down

    the whatsit!
    A
    Asus4
    A

    What's that thing spinning? Some
    D

    body should stop it!
    G

    Turn hard to port! (That's not
    D

    port?) Now I've got it!
    A
    D

    Trust me, I'm in control!
    Verse 11
    G
    D

    Hoist up the thing! Batten down

    the whatsit!
    A

    What's that thing spinning?
    D

    Somebody should stop it!
    G
    D

    Turn hard to port! (This is jail?) Now

    I've got it!
    A
    Bm
    F#m

    Trust me, I'm in control!
    G

    (ahh, help me!)
    A

    Trust me, I'm in control!

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