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Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend) chords by 
Aurelio Voltaire
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Verse 1
Am
Grab the chair, boys
Verse 2
We got another bucket- kicker!
Am
E
Happy birthday, my old friend
Am
It seems this horror show will never end
E
Any moment's your last breath
Am
Here is to another day closer to death
Verse 3
Am
The cake is on the table
And it is awfully bright
Dm
'Cause there's so many candles on top
Am
And you are so decrepit
your chest so tight
E
When you blow them out your
Am
Lungs are gonna pop
You cannot complain each
time you feel a pain
Dm
Though you have arthritis and gout
Am
'Cause when you start kvetching
All your teeth fall out
E
So have another cigarette
Verse 4
E
have another beer
Raise your glass to one more
Am
year (Gone)
Verse 5
Am
E
Happy birthday, my old friend
Am
It seems this horror show will never end
E
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer
Am
to death
Verse 6
Am
Your skin is so worn out and old
Dm
All over your body, it's saggin'
Am
Especially loose is your old caboose
E
You're draggin' it behind
Am
you in a wagon!
Well you're an alcoholic and
You're blind and deaf
Dm
And you have Alzheimer's, I bet
Am
You're too old to remember
But you're too drunk to forget
Verse 7
E
So have another cigarette
have another beer
Raise your glass to one more
Am
year (Gone)
Verse 8
Am
E
Happy birthday, my old friend
Am
It seems this horror show will never end
E
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day
closer to death
Am
Verse 9
G
Am
You're so old, you smell like dust
G
Am
G
And now your bones begin to rust
You see that face? It's full of wrinkles!
Am
Verse 10
E
So have another cigarette
have another beer
Verse 11
Raise that chair to one more year (Raise)
Am
E
Happy birthday, my old friend
Am
It seems this horror show will never end
E
Any moment's your last breath
Am
Here is to another day closer to death
Verse 12
Am
E
Happy birthday, my old friend
Am
It seems this horror show will never end
E
Any moment's your last breath
Here is to another day closer
Dm
E
Am
To your sweet death
Outro 1
Am
E
Am
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