Mommy, daddy,
look at me I went to school and I got a degree
All my friends call it the big
D I went to school and I got the big
D
I got the big
D I got the big
D
I got the big
D, I went to school and I got the big
D
Is your muffin buttered?
Would you like us to assign someone
to butter your muffin?
Excuse me?
What?
Excuse me?
What?
Hey you, over there
On the chaise longue in your underwear
What are you doing sitting down?
You should be horizontal
now
On the shades low, on the shades low,
on the shades low, all day long, on the shades low
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
On the chaise longue all day long,
on the chaise longue
Is your mother worried?
Would you like us to assign someone
to worry your mother?
Excuse me?
What?
Excuse me?
What?
Hey you, in the front row
Are you coming backstage
after the show?
Because I've got a chaise
longue in my dressing room
And a pack of warm beer that
we can consume
On the chaise long, on the chaise long, on the chaise long,
all day long, on the chaise long
On the shades long, on the shades long, on the shades long,
all day long, on the shades long
On the shades long, on the shades long,
on the shades long, all day long, on the shades long
On the shades long, on the shades long, on the shades long,
all day long, on the shades long
Undershoes long, undershoes long, undershoes long,
all day long, undershoes long
Undershoes long, undershoes long,
undershoes long, all day long, undershoes long
All day long, all day long, undershoes long
All day long, all day long, undershoes long
All day long, all day long,
undershoes long
Undershoes long, all day long,
undershoes long