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Chemical warfare chords by 
Alchemist
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Verse 1
Am
You are now listening to the sounds
Of Shady and Alchemist,
Alchemist, Alchemist
Verse 2
Am
Got an axe in the duffel bag,
Em
couple of fags (what?)
Stuffed in the backseat,
muzzled and gagged
G
Em
Wrapped in bubble wrap,
C
Em
two lesbians, ahh (what?)
Couple Hustler mags,
now grab the Pez dispenser
Fill it up to the max,
Am
with muscle relaxers (what?)
Em
The governor of Alaska,
she lusts when I ask her
C
To shove my Pulaski sausage up in her ass,
Em
huh (what?)
While we hover over Nebraska
Shooting at the fucking buffalo pasture
Am
In the helicopter, man,
Em
I can't fuck her no faster (what?)
She's screaming, "Grab my titties,
G
Shady suck on those bastards"
Em
C
But I ain't no sucker,
Em
I won't snuggle up with her after
I'm a gigolo, bitch,
I look like the Juggalo rapper?
Every day, man,
Am
Em
I just seem to get a little bit doper
Shit, back down? Man,
G
Am
I'd rather lick on a scrotum
Em
D
C
Em
And eat the fucking Oc
Am
Em
tomom's pussy lips with some okra
While I watch Whoopi Goldberg
scissor with Oprah
Am
While Rosie pussy- farts and
Em
takes a piss on the sofa
Get a boner and play dick swords
G
Em
D
with the Jonas Brothers
C
Em
C
Your motherfucking
Em
mother's aromas like no other
I keep thinking of her smothered
in somas
Verse 3
Am
Em
It's chemical war fare,
drop bombs like Saddam
I'm bringing the drama,
Like Barrack Obama
Am
B
Playing Rock 'Em Sock 'Em
Em
robots with the Octomama
I'm vato loco, homie,
B
Am
I'll cock those llamas for chemical warfare
Em
Did I just say
Verse 4
Octomom twice
Em
in the same rap?
Fucking wack
Chemical warfare
Chemical warfare
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