Thursday?
Girl, I went down to
Shuggy's, you know, the
Shuggy shop?
And this real fine tenor
tried to talk to me.
You know, his rap was lame.
Uh, yes indeed,
Lone.
You're about to enter the
Cat
Daddy zone.
That of he who follows felines but
who never ever chases the bone.
I'm the man, the one, the real
Cat
Daddy.
So debonair, oh, so rare
That to have me, well,
you will be to own me
But when I'm through,
you clearly will not care, dig?
Oh my
God!
You could not believe the audacity!
The unmitigated gall of this job -talking,
staggering, jumpsuit -wearing, can't -get -a -job
Cause he too busy dodging
bolts and ropes on that
Batman -ish fantasy land he living in
Oh, okay, okay,
I thought it was kind of cute, I caught it.
You have reached the
Cat
Daddy line.
All the
Cat
Daddy, all of the time.
That is a 24 hours a day,
7 days a week,
365 a year.
Strictly for the kitten's meow chow.
Too much for color television,
girl. I was over, over.
But wait a minute, wait a minute.
Check the number. 1 -800 -C
-A -T -C -A -L -L.
That's
Cat
Call.
Are you ready for that?
Hello?
Hello,
Felice?
Hello,
Cat
Daddy?
My name's
Felice.
And I'm feeling a little absurd
because yesterday I was in
Pussy
Paradise
and today I'm feeling down to the curb.
Well, yes indeedy -doddy, little darling.
This is a personal service
announcement from the
Cat
Daddy.
The cat, the whole cat,
and nothing but the cat
Puttin' the tiger in your tank,
as it were
Give it to him
Move away from me
You