An Expose
An Expose

An Expose easy guitar chords by Steve Martin

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

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Capo

  • G

  • Gm

    3

  • F

  • Am

  • C

  • D

  • Bb

  • F#m

    2

  • G

  • Gm

    3

  • F

  • Am

  • C

  • D

  • Bb

  • F#m

    2
    • Verse 1
    But 
    I'll be hon
    est with you, 

    you 
    probably read 
    it in 

    Screw 

    Up 

    Your 

    Life magazine, I 

    People 
    magazine anyway. 

    I used to 
    smoke 

    Marijuana 

    But 
    I'll tell you something, 

    I would only smoke it 
    in the late 
    evening. 

    Oh, 
    occasionally the early 
    evening, but usually 

    the late evening 
    or the mid 
    evening, 
    so I just 

    I just 
    had the early 
    evening, 

    mid -evening, and late evening. 

    Occa
    sionally early 
    afternoon 

    or the mid 
    -afternoon 

    or 
    perhaps the 
    late mid 

    -afternoon. 

    Oh, sometimes 
    the early, 

    mid, late, 
    early morning. 

    But 
    never at dusk. 

    Never at dusk. 

    I would never do that. 

    Okay. 

    Hey. 

    Grandpa 
    bought 
    a rubber. 

    I 
    feel sorry 
    for women and 
    I'll 
    tell you why 
    be

    cause 
    so many 
    men think 
    they're 

    into this 
    weird sex 
    and 
    I'm 
    sorry that 
    there's 

    something wrong 
    about 
    that and I 

    wouldn't have said that 
    but six months ago 

    I met a girl she 
    was taking singing 

    lessons and 
    her coach, 

    84 year old 
    guy, you'd think he'd 
    be the last guy in 
    the world to 

    be weird. 

    But 
    listen to 
    this. 

    He 
    kept wanting 
    her to sing 

    from 
    her dia
    phragm. 

    I 
    mean, that would take 
    years to 

    learn 
    that, wouldn't 
    it? 

    Now this 
    doesn't happen 
    very often, but about 

    three weeks ago I 
    met a girl and 
    she was 
    real 

    nice 
    and she invited 
    me to 
    her apartment. 

    So I 
    went over there an
    d she 
    had the 
    be

    st pussy 
    I have 
    ever seen. 

    Oh now come 
    on! 

    I'm talking 
    about her cat, 

    now that makes 
    me sick 
    right there. 

    No, 
    you can't 
    say anything 
    anymore that people don't 

    take it 
    dirty and I'm 
    sorry that disgusts 
    me. 

    That cat 
    was the best fuck I 
    ever had. 

    Thank 
    you. 

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